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The Onion released a video titled "HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars" in which comedian Tim Heidecker appears impersonating Alex Jones and delivers a late-night update. In the clip Heidecker says Infowars.com is down, announces he is posting to The Onion's site, and claims he will assume control of Infowars.com within days. The stunt matters because it moves the InfoWars brand into an explicit satirical framing, which could confuse where audiences find InfoWars content and spotlights ongoing satire of Alex Jones.
HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker delivers an update on the future of InfoWars and takes calls from viewers including President Donald J. Trump.
Starting in three minutes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...
He’s so good at this but I’m worried about the permanent vocal fry this bit is gonna induce
Wow, POTUS on the show is a big pull!
@philbraun.bsky.social is all over this thing...THANKFULLY!
I have listened to years of Alex through Dan and JorDann and this is absolute cinema. 11/10 no notes, Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant
you may never know how much i love yes love this. you may be doing parody but as with all parody it needs a reality to parody...more left wing commentators need to learn this language and presentation approach. it's an effective way to de-MAGA-fy america. you are doing dogs work.
Hope y’all are paying for the best vocal care money can buy, Tim’s voice is getting a workout lol
Why is Tim wearing a shirt?
Well done with the merch, too
I'm not trying to crash your site - I just have a lot of condensed piss and the Communists are coming..
is this really happening? now??
Somebody get this guy a fuckin lozenge. Maybe a nice tea with lemon & honey.
Scrubbed through the video to see if Tim kept his shirt on. Was disappointed that so far he has. I am a straight man.
tim onion i would sell my soul to you if it would mean getting tim heidecker to read lines written by me in the alex jones voice
i cant believe its 11pm somewhere, im sitting in the sun, east coast sux
How does he even make his voice DO that?! Brilliant!
We need an update on the gay frogs.
Damn, keeping up that voice for more than a minute or two makes me hoarse.
a sentence I never thought I’d tweet: Is infowars looking for more writers?
The liberal elite don't want you to know how math works
Not Tim doing the voice, LMAO Already off to a great start.
Was that Matt Friend with the POTUS impression? Did The Onion acquire the video library of the old InfoWars? Would love to see random clips of Alex Jones taken out of context, and/or edited for comedic effect.
This is a perfect Alex Jones impression by Heidecker, written by the Onion, doing infowars-like stories with Max level absurdity. Watch this and subscribe to the onion to let them keep doing good work for the Sandy Hook families.
The thing is the right wing won’t realize it’s parody. Just like they believed that the Colbert Report era Stephen Colbert to speak when they believed he was pro-Bush.
I am fucking dying at him doing the guttural uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh sound
Did The Onion also buy the rights to Infowars footage too? They could use the Russell Brand humping Alex Jones video and have a field day.