Performers withdraw from Trump-backed America 250 celebration

Gus Polinski, & the Kenosha Kickers have also announced they will not be performing at President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

Jim Berkey and Al Cody have withdrawn from Trump's America 250 Celebration (Llewyn Davis was not invited)

BREAKING: The Archies have confirmed they will not participate in President Trump's America 250 celebration. "Claims that we were bribed with an unlimited supply of hamburgers is a fabrication" says band drummer Jughead Jones.

This just in Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

I saw an AI slop photo that alleged the Barenaked Ladies were playing Trump's America 250 concerts. They aren't, although true heads know they've taken a turn to the right in recent years

UPDATE: Powerline, of Disney’s 1995 “A Goofy Movie” fame, has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

BREAKING NEWS: Sexual Chocolate has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

BREAKING: River Bottom Nightmare Band have reportedly withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

MULTIPLE SOURCES: Kevin and the Zits from Scranton, PA have told Trump’s America 250 celebration organizers in their intentions to drop out.

BREAKING: Dr Rockso, The Rock and Roll Clown has reportedly withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration

Breaking Eddie from Eddie and the Cruisers has faked his death a second time to withdraw from President Trump's America 250 Celebration

DEVELOPING: Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters have withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration...though Lenny may have just disappeared to get married.

DEVELOPING: Tim Cappello of Lost Boys Sexy Sax Man fame has withdrawn from President Trump's America 250 celebration

DEVELOPING: Mrs. Potato Didk has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

Wolfgang Amadeus Thelonius Van Funkenmeister The 19th and 3 Quarters announces that Three Times One Minus One will not be reuniting for President Trump’s America 250 celebration. Pootie T could not be reached for comment.