Trump to rename 'artificial intelligence' as 'Super Intelligence'
Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country.
Maybe they should have run it through AI first?
Self regulation Dracula has put himself in charge of the blood bank. Should be fine.
don't worry, it's an utterly meaningless document anyway.
And he supposedly signed this right by "Unites States" and didn't notice. He may not know what he's signing.
I have a gut feeling that the person pretending to be POTUS changed the name from AI to SI because he believes the name change also represents his artificial super IQ that no human has ever seen.
What the f*ck is his glowering face on it for?
It was probably written by AI
Mike Johnson referring to it as "super intelligence" and to AI companies as "super intelligence providers"
it's a cult of psychopaths
They’re getting better at this. I can’t even see Trumps arm working the mouth.
Woah…anyone else notice CEO Dario Amodei’s faces behind Mike Johnson?!?!
Trillionaire on the left, billionaire on the right, christofascist in the middle— all three ready to let AI end the world
Is Elon carrying a weapon?
The irony here is, when “super intelligence” goes rogue, it’s gonna refer to people like Johnson and Trump as ignorant meat sacks that have no purpose on this earth.
If you’re an adult who now says Super Intelligence because that person said so, you are, in fact, not an adult at all. Pathetic
I wanna see every tech ceo lick the boot like this. It is Official now just in the same way you had to, HAD TO, put Gulf of America on Google Maps because it was Official. Say the words fuckers. Say the words and smile for him when you do.
Nope. Not gonna. Can’t make me.
"Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?"
Who believes in super intelligence? The... youtu.be/12D0tMzxH4A?...
okay, i've done A LOT of tech marketing and good luck with getting these companies to stop and change their messaging.
I never want to hear about political correctness again in my life
This is so desperate and fools nobody. Absolutely love it for them
Conservatives used to decry politically correct language as catering to the delicate sensibilities of marginalized groups. And here they are catering to the delicate sensibilities of a single deranged old man.
From this day forth, we shall refer to AI as Natural Stupidity
It's not "super intelligence." It's not even "intelligence." It continues to fuck up easy questions, like to whom I dedicated my most recent book. Also, Mike Johnson is a craven, simpering weasel and none of the people standing near him in this video respect him even the tiniest bit.
I prefer "copyright theft machines"
‘Super Heavy Intelligent Thing’. Or S.H.I.T. They have SHIT for brains.
To be fair, the system powering Google search is not the same one solving open Millennium problems. That’s like concluding that Concorde was a hoax based on riding in a Cessna one time. Not saying SI has been achieved, but you’re not even looking at the right entity to conclude one way or the other.
I hear that term and can't help but hear Wile E. Coyote going "Soooo-per genius!".
The best one I've encountered is an LLM describing Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls as a film about cultivating pumpkins.
Trump is making money off of AI, and so of COURSE he wants to rebrand it into something more favorable. And Johnson is just licking the boot like he always does. AI is not smart. I can give you fast answers too if I just make shit up with instant access to humanity's pilfered knowledge.
United States President Donald Trump issues executive order instructing federal government agencies to "use the terms 'Super Intelligence' and 'SI' in place of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' and will not acknowledge the usage of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' in any applicable setting."
Plus, the "White House Accord on Super Intelligence: Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities" signed by Trump, Google's Pichai, Anthropic's Amodei, Meta's Zuckerberg, OpenAI's Brockman, XAI's Musk, Nvida's Huang.
This is literally just the oversized Florsheim shoe loyalty test, but for tech CEOs.
Let me out of this dystopian fever-dream.
I don't give a shit what he wants us to call it. It's not even intelligent.
Ironically, making us a little bit stupider as a country.
So SI is now the goodthink word for it and AI is the crimethink word? Just want make sure I have the Newspeak correct . . .
unironically hoping that historians ironically label the second Trump term "the Era of Super Intelligence" for the rest of time
Next up Super insemination Super sweetener Super respiration Super turf
The lawyer who insisted on this provision deserves some sort of medal.
I hate it here so fucking much
this is dumb. but also, I have to admit that, having heard in my shortish career the terms [AI / SAI / AGI / Machine learning / deep learning deep belief networks/ neural networks AI agents / agent models / language models] being used for roughly similar stuff I'm kinda apathetic about this
It’s so fascinating hearing right-wingers cry about “compelled speech” when they’re just asked to show trans people basic fucking respect, such as using correct name and pronouns, whilst having absolutely zero issue with genuine government issued compelled speech.
Lololololol cant wait to see how many stupid unintended consequences this causes
Feeling much better about it all now.
The latest laughable loyalty test from Kim Dong Putin.
George Orwell was a prophet.
Trump said he signed a “morally binding” AI document with tech leaders - WTF does that mean?
Trump’s non-agreement agreement designed to fool the suckers that he’s doing something about AI rather than leaving it as a free-for-all for commercial entities looking to maximise profit.
How does one lacking a shred of morality enter into a morally binding agreement?
I suspect neither word means anything to him.
'Trump' and 'morally' should never be allowed in the same sentence.
It means that tech companies will have no liability for the use of their products.
It just means it'll be completely lacking in any ethics or accountability for the AI companies. See, i'm learning Trumpspeak real gud. 😂
His birthday card to Epstein was morally binded in a book of cards
There is nothing morally binding about Trump 🆘
It means nothing and that's how it should be framed in coverage
No women in AI 🆘 quelle dommage ⁉️
A man who cheated on all THREE of his wives says it's "morally binding", kids. So it's all good then.
That he couldn´t get them to sign a legally binding document?
Gosh, how can we even begin to wrap our heads around the world-altering significance of a “morally binding” agreement presented by an administration of amoral, corrupt fascists to a group of amoral, corrupt (and *heavily* in debt) capitalists. If only we had a super intelligence to explain it.
If the law doesn't bind anyone, I'm pretty sure morals are DOA.
Trump and morals simply don’t belong together in any sentence conceivable.
Heads up that Trump, his administration and the tech billionaires are rebranding AI. The term has become so hated by the public that they believe switching the same to something that’s honestly more stupid will be easier to move their agenda forward.
New name, same slop machine
SI and Super Intelligence are somehow dumber names
You know what mama always says; "Stupid is as stupid does."
He cant even think of a good name to call it thatll actually be convincing. Its like a two year old name–ohhhhhhhhhh wait.
this is the stupidest rename i've ever seen and it's literally a spanish word for 'yes' ✌️
Yes only artificial intelligence commits crimes. Super intelligence knows better.
From the guy possessing Stupor Intelligence.
Well, he got the "Sigh" part right at least.
those paying attention in the background have facial expressions like "what the actual fuck - what a fucking moron" to what the trumpturd is saying - he really is a fucking moron
someone ask why every "policy" is just a rebranding. a gulf, a lake, a strait, a technology. do something dude. dont just rename it. call his bullsht
Trump: "Well, we're doing one thing. We're going to be signing a document today at about 5 o'clock renaming artificial intelligence, because it's not artificial. We all agree on that.”
Wow!! Faced with multiple shooting wars, mass starvation, deadly viral epidemics, crumbling glaciers, huge forest fires, rampant abuse of non-criminal immigrants, and a 41-trillion dollar national debt you are signing an EO that does...what??? At some point, sir, you've just *GOT* to be kidding.
That should help with inflation
Followup question: Mr. President, could you explain how it's not artificial? And do you also believe that plastic flowers are not artificial?
Hey fucking dummy dozy donkey, it is artificial because it is a machine-creation!
Just amazing, anthropic telling us we're all going to die and this MF will do this one thing
That he is not joking is a joke! Hilarious! 😆