Google to launch Project Suncatcher satellite with AI data center in orbit
Meta’s AI Agent Muse Launches With Nasty Zero-Day Flaw, Then Gets Blocked By Amazon After burning $80 billion on the failed metaverse pivot -- and billions more on desperate... https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/24/metas-ai-agent-muse-launches-with-nasty-zero-day-flaw-then-gets-blocked-by-amazon/
Meta can kiss my ass. Their espionage AI is not finding its way onto my devices.
Lmao, they're so desperate too, every time I open Instagram they're practically BEGGING me to use their "new" stupid ai
IMO, this headline makes it sound like it got blocked from Amazon because of the security flaw, rather than because Amazon wants to block competitors from using its store. Which is maybe bad for discourse, even if the article itself is very clear about both aspects of this being separate issues.
"Flaw"? Or working exactly as intended?
History tends to repeat itself (with one big AI difference): New idea. Huge investment. Many supplier enter market. Oversupply. Commodity pricing, cost plus or sometimes cost minus. (Customers realize that AI fails to perform as hoped with incorrect output hallucinations) Bubble bursts bigly.
This company is using stolen IP and have zero rights to utilize agentic capabilities.
never in my LIFE will I understand people who willingly give control of their PCs to AI """agents""". This thing was advertised as being able to make purchases for you and being able to control your accounts and that was listed as a positive! How could that not fill you with a deep sense of terror??
the zero day flaw broke the wearer's knees
Hah. Hahaha. HAHAHAHA. 😂🤣☠️ "security researchers found a massive zero-day flaw in Muse that allowed any app or terminal command to gain access to the authentication token linking users to their Muse account."
Zuckerberg's shithole product violating Amazon's ToS is like Hannibal Lecter getting scolded by Charles Manson
And yet… their stock went up 10% yesterday. None of the economy is real anymore.
the year is 2034. artificial intelligence has far surpassed humanity in science, medical, and mathematics, and new discoveries have led to interstellar space travel being possible within 2-3 years. also, will stancil is still posting about AI capability while random internet humans call him a moron.
And Zitron still says it’s a fad and the bubble will burst in weeks
Live feed of the first humans standing on Mars, @tankie6969 on Bluesky: Slop unfortunately
poasters: you can't ever 2034 me: momma needs a fusion drive and a positron blaster
He’s the Omelas child of the AI era
Tips for journalists covering "AI in space": -Ask about heat dissipation *at scale* -Ask "Doesn't the sun come down here too?" -Ask "y tho?" www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...
As I understand, data centers come at the size of buildings, so rather inconvenient when the prices to bring stuff into orbit are per kilogram
Ask Gemini about Kessler Syndrome
-The largest solar array in space is (conveniently) the size of a football field and provides only 0.03% of the power that musk's Memphis facility uses.
Next week, Google is set to launch an experimental satellite to test the feasibility of data centers in space and it's doing it on a SpaceX rocket. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...
Sounds like this might be an explosive first step.
*sigh* "The chips can operate for about 15 minutes in space before needing to be shut down so they can cool off" yes, no kidding. Because trying to put a datacenter in space is stupid if it's not where you're producing the data. 1/
Chance they steal the IP and the rocket experiences an in anticipated rapid disassembly?