FBI memo warns ICE agents targeted by fake 'tradwife' profiles
I don't condone harassment, but telling that ICE agents lured by "tradwife" BS.👇 Soooooooo on-brand. FBI warned ICE agents could be targeted by fake ‘tradwife’ dating profiles www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Apparently, the fbi could be lured by a sheep with a friendly profile.
I hate that I want to hear more
ICE is targeting young Hispanic women for sexual assault.
That whole article was so great! So a bit of gossip turns into a real-life FBI memo. The bit of gossip is also made up, at that! It’s so insane that it feels surreal
NEW: FBI warned law enforcement across the US that women with fake "tradwife" profiles were luring ICE agents on dating sites to "dox" + "embarrass" them. FBI didn't provide evidence, but the internal memo is one of many raising alarms about anti-ICE activist "threats." w/ @propertyofthepeople.org
If they didn't illegally wear masks and obscure their identity, this would be entirely moot. I'm highly skeptical that it's even real.
lol Says something about the guys they are hiring doesn't it.
Women in the Twin Cities did this during metro surge, it was an amazing sacrifice
Wait, the memo didn't cite any sources beyond a Libs of TikTok expose? <headdesk>
Well, sure, if they're dumb af.
They should have used farm animals instead. Who you gonna call? Goat fuckers!
Coming down on the side of fake trad-wifing cons. 2026 is weird.
good i want them paranoid
So easy a 14 year old could do it before apps.
If this is just something they pulled out of their asses they just gave me a great idea
I'll take "Things That Definitely Are Not Happening" for $1,000, Alex
In related news, local law enforcement is warning FBI agents that people with fake bestiality profiles are luring the new hires on dating sites to "dox" and "embarrass" them.
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AVOID: shapeless, unflattering dress silhouettes. AVOID: doughy, bland baked goods. TRUST: women who deny Christ and his teachings.
French and Russian resistance used to do this with Nazis during WW2, a powerful tradition and legacy
It’s very funny how scared of the world ICE agents in particular are. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
They are extremely stupid, so catfishing an ICE agent seems like light work
One particular FBI agent got scammed this way, so he wrote up a whole counterintel report to make it sound like a huge conspiracy.
ICE agents issued flip phones—for their own protection.
“The FBI internally warned that a group of women were creating fake online dating accounts with “tradwife” aesthetics in an effort to lure US immigration agents and “dox” them.”
They should have used goats instead 🥴
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FBI issued a thinly-sourced security alert warning "a small group of women" might be creating fake "tradwife" dating profiles to ensnare and embarrass ICE agents, as revealed in intel docs we obtained & shared w/ @samtlevin.bsky.social / @us.theguardian.com. #FOIA www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
We all know the real phish for FBI agents is beastiality now.
Let me know when ICE agents are being lured into woodchippers. I've got party supplies in the hall closet getting dusty.
This sounds like a REALLY good idea.