Taylor Swift pays tribute to Dolly Parton
logged into Threads because sometimes I wonder what the most bizarre social media site ever is saying when something happens and, like clockwork, its algorithm showed me posts of people claiming that Dolly sacrificed children with Epstein & was blackmailing Taylor Swift to steal her firstborn child
no matter what is happening in the world, when I open up threads for the first time in weeks/months, it is a guaranteed fact that the app will show me some absolutely ridiculous thoughts from people I have never heard of saying the weirdest shit.
Threads: The Gas Leak App™️
People can talk themselves into anything
This schizophrenic new Satanic panic scares the shit out of me. How does this grab so many young people?
i get all of my news from “coochieheaven”
Wait, that’s where the Q people went? To threads??
Maybe living in a bubble isn't so bad
I saw the hot stove warning and decided to touch it anyway
Threads: the content moderation of Facebook and the format of Twitter.
And this is why Bluesky is going to be my last social media. When it dies/becomes too shitty to use, I'll just start writing out my Bad Thoughts(C)-inspired jokes in a paper journal or something.
this is all extremely deranged lol. is your average threads user running on pure unfiltered brain damage? are these people allowed to walk around outside
See Threads mostly shows me the most boring takes imaginable by the most boring people ever and occasionally libs arguing with Nazis about shit so IDK how someone's algorithm got so fucked up that it shows them this shit.
Dolly was trying to get books to kids like an antidote to a stupidity epidemic but it was a little too late
i think it's bad for there to be a social media website that makes you insane
Absolute fucking brain worms behaviour. Fuckers will spout this shit about Dolly Parton, then give a pass to actual fucking fascists that are WELL-DOCUMENTED NONCES.
For the record I would not hesitate to have Dolly Parton siphon my energy.
Giants manager Tony Vitello fondly recalls meeting Dolly Parton and the time he said “the Chiefs have Taylor Swift, but Tennessee has Dolly Parton”: www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant... via @sfchronicle
Something really icky about this coming from a guy who's friend with Morgan Wallen, praises Kanye West in 2026, and went to see Dave Chappelle when he came to San Francisco.
DP: Hiya, Tony! Whatcha got there? TV: Danged if I know. Can't make heads or tails of it. DP: Looks to me like you're holding a lineup card. TV: Golly, Dolly. Ya think? [she gently takes it from him, turns it right side up, returns it] DP: Yep. See those names? They're the fellas on your team.