Erling Haaland debuts buzzcut ahead of Manchester City opener
sportsAug 23, 202653177
John Muller
@johnspacemuller.com
Erling Haaland cut off his hair, I'm confused and scared
473h ago
Oh god he's trucking people the hair was holding him back
He just looks like a kid going on vacation to Myrtle Beach now 😭
Quoting this
Be a bad time to find out his magical hair had all the talent
God, when he gave me strength, to shew withal How slight the gift was, hung it in my Hair.
Samson jokes writing themselves. Particularly scary funny if Samson is also Delilah in personal union 😳 Woe oh woe Norwegian team ...(and any other who bought his talents for a shitload of $$$).
*Extreme Youth Pastor Voice* “Today, I’m going to tell you a story about a man they called Samson”
He looks like he is too