Google to phase out Assistant, migrate features to Gemini
They're discontinuing Google Assistant in a month to make everyone start using Gemini instead, so I tried using it just now and it sucks ass
The fucking chat basis for every interaction is enraging. I don't want to have a conversation with my phone about what I want my phone to do
And it will never not suck ass because they fired all the people who wanted to write good software, as opposed to maximizing engagement and token burn. A golden age of software, this ain't.
100% agree. I have been sending user complaints and reports thru my Pixel feedback to complain about how bad Gemini is and how I resent being forced to use it (and the inability to disable it permanently)
“I think you said you wanted to use Gemini. Is that correct? If yes, press 1. If no, press 1.”
Fuck, you mean the shit that Google home mini runs? God dammit I lack the energy to find another solution right now (I know I need to get off Google shit eventually, finally divested myself from the browser. But the minis at home are something I use a lot for timers/basic facts/math/measurements)
god fucking damnit I've never used Gemini and if it turns on I've only ever screamed "fuck off and die you fucking clanker bitch"
STOP FUCKING WITH MY DEVICES I DO NOT WANT AI I WILL NOT USE AI. I DON'T WANT TO BURN A BOTTLE OF WATER JUST TO PLAY A SONG HANDS FREE IN THE CAR I WOULD RATHER CRASH INTO A TREE AND KILL!!!!! MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU GOOGLE Gemini isn't even good!!!! Its so so so much worse than the assistant
I'm so tired of these fuckass companies trying to force me to use a service that is WORSE than the existing feature. WHY would I need an AI to look up directions when something that uses LESS energy, LESS computing power and LESS TIME already exists??? It's maddening
yeah true! I tried to start a playlist hands free, it said something like 'sounds like you're trying to play a playlist, open the YouTube music app, click on your music and press play!' ts pmo
I asked it to make a reminder for the the other day and it was like "i'm sorry i can't directly set reminders for you" ... like come on the old assistant could do that!
The only way that I have found to even attempt to avoid ai being shoved in your face is to run last gen tech or older. It's not the best solution but it's worked for me so far
google is just absolute trashy hot dog water mess…. =~=;
im going to become the FUCKING JOKER I use Google Assistant for so much little shit I dont want this nobody wants this
Another one on the pile. cc: @killedbygoogle.com
I've been resisting every time my phone tries to get me to enable Gemini on my Google Home devices and this really annoys me.
I'm currently trying this out after a friend recommended it to me, it's an open-source replacement assistant app. Seems promising so far. github.com/DicioTeam/di...
It is so innacurate compared to Assistant.
Lol. Google is forcing an update to its Gemini bullshit on phones by deleting the non-ai assistant from every android device. That sucks. If I want to ask my phone to play a song in the car ive got to use their AI. That really sucks.
Welcome to setting a Playlist and never changing the channel in the car now, I guess.
I never used bixby or the assistant, and I went into settings and told gemini to fuck off.
They did this on my Galaxy watch and I bought a whole ass new watch. They can go ahead and try me on my phone. I'm not loyal.
Yeah, my new phone came that way, and telling it to call someone, set a timer, play anything is so hit or miss. Ai sucks on it.
There was a period of time where the only way to shutdown my android was to ask Gemini to do it. Enraging that we went from two buttons to shutdown to having to beg my phone to do it.
I found this out on my way into a funeral. I wanted to make sure I wouldn't accidentally disturb things, and hey now I can't even turn off my phone! What a waste
I'm afraid I can't do that Dave
Oh no I just held down my power button and the assistant popped up. Fuck that update entirely.