Johnny Depp revealed as Scrooge in Ebenezer poster
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
geekysteven466Johnny Depp is like the Jared Leto of Mark Wahlbergs
Tommy318lol a scrooge origin? a movie that will try to make you relate to a character who’s entire point is that he abandoned his humanity because of his wealth and that character is played by known abuser?
Harold Krell231Was Scrooge not his last name to begin with? Was his first name not still Ebenezer in the book? What's going on?
googamp32.bsky.social76Paramount is really committed to this bankruptcy speedrun.
Okay then…68Who the fuck was demanding an Scrooge origin story? Who even is the audience for this??
Katherine 🪴521) Ebenezer is literally is name? Scrooge is literally is last name? 2) FUCK Johnny Depp for abusing Amber Heard and then trying to lie and smear her with the help of his gamergate asshole buddies.
devon giehl🐀ratmaker6i got no more jokes for shit like this, just going to kms
You Call Yourself a Film Critic4"Before he was Scrooge" Scrooge is his surname you overcooked walnuts
Topher4Before he was SquarePants, he was SpongeBob
Voraciousopolis2Before he was Hitler, he was Adolf.
Cujii🔞2Fucking rude to bring up his deadname like that
Jenny Geist2The worst person you know just tagged their friend on Facebook excitedly about seeing this
John Wenz2Not for nothing, but at 63, Johnny Depp is older than many of the actors who have played Scrooge, including Michael Caine in A Muppet Christmas Carol.
Senta M Moses2Someone's getting fired for this tagline...
Val 🏳️⚧️2Directed by Widows Bay Episode Six himself for some reason
OFFICIAL POSTER - Johnny Depp is Scrooge in director Ti West's A Christmas Carol movie EBENEZER, in theaters November 13, 2026 from Paramount. Andrea Riseborough, Ian McKellen, Sam Claflin, Rupert Grint, Daisy Ridley and Tramell Tillman also star.
AFairlySaneBenjamin35So...This tagline is A-Grade DUMB. The character's name is Ebenezer Scrooge, so he was ALWAYS Scrooge.
Morgan Johnson28This is the kind of film where if someone I knew went to see it I would be suspicious of them for years after
goblinesque18An hour and a half of a guy who sucks, plus it's about Ebenezer Scrooge
Matt14He would have been Scrooge before he was Ebenezer, as his family name was decided even before conception. (I already feel like I put more thought into this movie than they have.)
St. Blaize 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️9Holy shit this looks stupid
Gordon McAlpin9I usually like Ti West‘s stuff but … why
Abra / Jessica Conwell, Littlest Big Trans Account 🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻12Families will love watching a man become a bitter capitalist!
Marx-Bertil Jonsson 🧢 Cuckens nemesis11Johnny Depp made it clear that he is an awful human being during the Depp heard trial. He deserves no one's time or money.
Víctor Von Muerte5Al margen de que Depp no parece muy cancelado…vaya mierda de promoción. “Antes de su apellido era…su puto nombre!”
Oscar Goff5This sounds like something Ti West’s character in YOU’RE NEXT would have to listen to Joe Swanberg’s character rave about.
Holy Priceless Collection5I'm sorry, but wasn't he both Ebenezer and Scrooge at the same time for his whole life? Isn't that how names most often work?
Angel Luis Colón4Our obsession with granting fictional villains excuses for their villainy is becoming fucking ridiculous.
Ellen || Artist, Cinephile, Gardener, Bibliophile || She/Her3TI WEST!? Lmao are you being held at gunpoint for this? Do we need rescue you? I am CONFUSED!?
mardia3Literally no one asked for any of this????? (I legit had to double check if this was real because I am amazed any studio would waste this much money on this concept and this leading man.)
Paul Michael Anderson2We live in the dumbest fucking time line.
❍ rat in skywalker ranch2i forgot she was in this 🫥
1. He was always called Ebenezer Scrooge 2. A Christmas Carol already neatly contains his origin story 3. Johnny Depp is toxic. Enjoy his old films if you want (Sleepy Hollow) but let him fade into nothingness now.
Scott3Scrooge is a better man than Depp, ultimately.
Hot Lead Actual 🍁 🇺🇦 🌈2You are quite correct. The ghost already shows us how Ebenezer became bitter. My reaction to this movie:
Brian, nope too perilous2I feel the same way about *everything* which glorifies villains. Real or imaginary.
Lucy ᵀᴴᴱ Optimist 🩵1You know, I have a bad feeling about Johnny Depp. I mean first of all he is really good friends with Marilyn Manson who is a narcissistic abuser…
Alex Wasyliw1Honestly, I'd already come to the "let him fade" conclusion after seeing Pirates of the Carribean. Besides we have Jude Law to watch... we do still have Jude Law don't we?
First poster for Ti West’s ‘EBENEZER’ has been released. Starring Johnny Depp as Scrooge. #Ebenezer #JohnnyDepp
The Bookwench 🇨🇦🐱🏳️🌈10The origin story of Ebenezer Scrooge was already covered by the Ghost of Christmas Past.
✡︎ זה בעברית רק כדי להבריח אנטישמים ✡︎8ghost: i am the ghost of battered girlfriends past scrooge: help! this ghost is abusing me
They Queen Prince5Ah yea the dark and gritty reboot of... A Christmas Carol. Now with 50% more ghosts and grime!
Jeg Riva, Rocking Dia 🇪🇺2Befare he was Scrooge he was still Scrooge. It's literally his own surname.
Toby Earle 🇺🇦44if only A Christmas Carol had thought to have, say, flashbacks to his childhood and events that shaped him or even - stick with me - a ghost of his former business partner advising him to renounce the avarice which has defined him
Travis13The First of the Three Spirits IS the "prequel". "Before he was scrooge" he was a lonely boarding school boy, his beloved sister died, he enjoyed a Christmas ball hosted by fatherly boss Mr. Fezziwig, he fell in love but chose gold over his fiancée & saw her happy life without him. It's the story!
Kieran Hurley11I would contest this. He became Ebenezer and Scrooge at precisely the same time. They are different parts of one guy's name
Ned Hartley9If only there were flashbacks or any plot points about Scrooge’s past in A Christmas Carol
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace9Ti West is short for Titanium West
Mearn (season)8Wow I hate him already
Jason Bourne's Burn Bag8BEFORE HE WAS MR ASSHOLE BEFORE HE WAS MR BITCH
Erikk Geannikis7once after an absolutely brutal day, @juskewitch.bsky.social invited me out to a bar in adams morgan, a neighborhood he knew I hated but lord i needed it. so i called an uber and texted adam: "ebenezer's on his way." and he was like "ok chill dude." but i wasn't being glib. he really was coming.
CaptKarnstein7This is like seeing the poster for Schwarzenegger's Hamlet in The Last Action Hero.
Matt Trueblood6Johnny Depp being a shithead makes it so easy to opt out of the parade of terrible movies he’s made over the last 20 years. Quick, name his last good work.
