Trump calls Iran the 'Islamic Republic of Japan' in gaffe
Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
That is what he means by regime change.
Nothing scarier than Islamic Samurai warriors…
Jeez, I go to sleep for eight lousy hours and next thing I know Japan is an Islamic Republic!
Grandpa's just rambling now. Too bad we can't do something about him like, I don't know, get him out of a place of power since he's not mentally capable of this job.
Can he take the "Person, woman, man, camera, TV" test again?
Iran Japan Iran Japan Not similar Take his keys away and put him in a home
if you listen carefully you can hear the muffled sound of takaichi sanae's blood pressure spiking two categories
좀 인종 프로파일링 같은데. 미해군을 공격하는 아시아인이 모두 일본인은 아니라고.
Pah! That’s nothing, Japan in its entirety is now an Islamic Republic. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Japan, welcome to the latina belt
Imagine if Joe Biden uttered this nonsense. My dad’s defibrillator would have jumped out of his chest while his eyeballs exploded.
뭔 개소리지? 하고 인용보니까 다들 뭔 개소리지 하고있어서 안심됨
"Islamic Republic of Japan" implies one of the greatest fusion cuisines in human history.
Alternate universe where Japanese architects take some inspiration from Mughal architects.
What comes out of those kitchens would go hard as fuck
Islamic Mexican Republic of Cajun Japan Let's get all the flavors in there!
Yakitori kebab. Kofta-nomiyaki Mulukhiyah udon. Sign me up.
I've never been able to find the reference again but I distinctly remember reading about a young-turks era attempt to convert the Emperor of Japan to Islam on the logic that that would help rescue the Islamic world from its colonial British masters
Who will be the ayotollah of the Islamic republic of Japan?
Don Jr. frantically placing bets on the US responding majorly to the Islamic Republic of Japan.
Holy shit I miss this Walz. Where have you been for the last year?
The Islamic Republic of Japan right next to Trumpfuckistan.
Jeezus, take the wheel. He's undeniably NUTS!
Surely someone in power can do something when a President of the United States acts crazy?
Still fit to stand trial.
All this has kinda stopped being funny for me. Idk if our leaders from the past would find time to be making jokes if Benedict Arnold was winning. We shouldn't have to vote to stop any of this...
Imagine waking up in Japan to news that you are now an Islamic Republic.
It’s half-past 25th Amendment time.
gotta be rough on the places that sell pork katsu
Kind of like us waking up to our christofascist regime.
it's now the land of the rising crescent moon
I don’t have to wonder what other countries think of the deranged babbling of the tangerine tyrant. They are just stunned nothing is being done to ‘right the ship’!
I doubt it’ll even be reported on very much. there’s so much secondhand embarrassment for America
Trump appears to have declared war on the Islamic Republic of Japan, and invited questions for President Putin, who was of course not present. Enough is enough. It's time to put him out of our misery.
people are saying he misspoke, but it looked like Trump was literally acting as Putin's spokesman.
It is time to put the world out of misery
And kept referring to Nikki Minaj as the head of the Small Business Administration.
It's an easy mistake, I mean millions of people can accidently quite easily vote for a moron.
And the media will make a excuse or not cover it at all
Bro, he's ended, what, 50 wars so far? 40 of them in Iran. Give that man another FIFA Peace Prize dammit! Praise republican jesus!
Trump says the "Islamic Republic of Japan" fired 111 missiles at the USS Abraham Lincoln two months.
He is really low on cognitive resources in general, and it's been a long day in a different time zone. Also he is so so so old.
A day that will live in infamy!
If I were the PM of Japan I'd start preparing the air defences of Seoul (capital of Japan) just in case.
Tapper is adding new chapters to the next book certainly 😂
Thats the abraham lincoln which is being moved further away because of japanese missiles? www.wionews.com/world/uss-ab...
The "Islamic Republic of Japan" shot 111 missiles at the United States??? Pretty sure we'd be better off if Mitch McConnell was running the Country right now.
people are saying trump has dementia but are we sure he's not just doing a victoria 2 AAR
Qué privilegio estar vivo para presenciar esta debacle de la casta de los nepobabys, arrasando toda la producción intelectual de coartadas de las derechas de doscientos años.
Espero que mi mujer no aparezca esta tarde con hiyab.
Month-long story if Biden makes this slip-up
-No te puedes fiar de ellos, fijate en sus ojillos, siempre están sospechando. -Señor Trump, el micro está abierto. -Además, ¿Qué coño les pasa a esos moros en la piel, tienen hepatitis? -Madre mía.
I would say it's baffling that we let this continue but it's just the state of things now eh, fuck reality who needs facts, it doesn't matter that the USA is being led by sentient dementia so long as the numbers go up lads how's that shareholder value doing
You’ve met me at a very Islamic Republic of Japan time in my life.
He cagado mojones con mayor coeficiente intelectual que este esputo naranja.
No puedo con esta linea temporal
Those Buddhists in Iran have much to answer for!
The important thing is the Islamic Republic of Japan isn't laughing at us anymore.
The dumbest timeline in the universe 🤦
I have no more flabbers to give. They’ve all been gasted.
It’s been downgraded to a guffaw.
Yeah, because we won't pay their tolls to travel thru the Strait of Hitachi. ...Wish someone would ask if he counts it among the wars he's ended.
But what about the despotic Pastafarian Republic of Syldavia?
Trump, 80 and confused, refers to Iran as "the Islamic Republic of Japan"
ah yes, the Empire of the Rising Crescent
If Biden did this he'd have been shot dead on the spot by Jake Tapper across the street wearing night vision goggles and using a sniper rifle
YES SIR THE TRUE ENEMY !
are we,, are we about to go to war with japan
Please don’t bomb Japan while I’m here sir.
Would anyone in Trump’s cabinet dare correct him before missiles headed toward Tokyo?
Hi @jaketapper.bsky.social did you see this? I know this is the sort of thing you definitely have a genuine interest in
a lots happened in japan since shinzo abe exploded that i was not aware of
Its gonna get worse There is no cure for dementia
Watching Trump’s press conference at the NATO Summit live. He just said the USS Abraham Lincoln had been attacked by missiles from “the Islamic Republic of Japan.” And minutes later called Zelensky, sitting next to him, “President Putin.”
Dead silence from CNN and the New York Times. The senility double standard is really dramatic.
thank god yahoo picked up the story, at least some normies will see it www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
jfc... is this a joke? Sad that I even have to ask but our current moment of stupidity politics has no bottom.