Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized after brown recluse spider bite
Kyle Rittenhouse was hospitalized Wednesday after being bitten by a brown recluse spider. Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two protesters and wounded a third during a 2020 social rights demonstration, received treatment for a venomous bite that can cause tissue injury. The hospitalization matters because Rittenhouse's legal history makes any health incident a matter of public interest.
Hi, spider expert here! Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a Brown Recluse (loxosceles reclusa). Unlike widow bites, recluse bites don't affect the nervous system. Instead, they are a cytotoxic venom, destroying local tissues at the site of the bite.. So how bad could this get? Well...
most of the time, there is redness, pain, swelling and stinging at the site of the bite, and then it may develop a small necrotic wound at the site of the bite, which heals without incident most of the time but can get infected and get more severe if not treated. In some cases, though...
Can't pass up an opportunity to post Kate Beaton:
The thing is that brown recluse was just standing its ground.
So we’re thinking the spider will be okay, then. Thank you for your very informative thread.
Live your life so that your hospitalization doesn't result in (very funny) comment threads like this one.
Thinking about my uncle who had *several pounds* of flesh removed from his leg thanks to the infection from a recluse bite.
I love this for him
"Spider hospitalised after biting poisonous psychopath"
I hope the spider is okay.
The problem of young men spending too much time on the web
They say that in some cases, it can even progress into full-blown necrotizing fascioidiot.
the spider acting as a karmic vessel
Thank you for doing our arachnid overlords work. I’m not a spider expert, but the number of times I’ve heard in my area: I saw a Brown Recluse! (no you didn’t) A Brown Recluse viciously bit my foot! (no it didn’t) Is this a Brown Recluse? (pic of what was probably once a wolf spider) No, it is not.
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up, of course, but… "The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out," Rittenhouse wrote in a post on X. …is EXACTLY the kind of thing said by an idiot eventually taken out by a brown recluse. 🤣
Brown Recluse spider, welcome to the resistance
has anyone confirmed it’s Loxosceles? I mean I would laugh quite a lot if it was, but you know how often recluses get blamed when no one recovered the spider or even saw a spider do it
oh no! is the brown recluse ok? poor little guy must have been traumatized after biting something that nasty
Sending sympathy and best wishes to the spider.
well-explained! my mother couldn't use her right arm for months after a brown recluse bite when I was about seven it was very scary ALSO it was the 70s so she just taught me how to use the gearshift on our VW bug so she could drive
Thanks Dante...but I haven't seen any confirmation that the bite was actually from a Brown Recluse...and Raw Story isn't exactly a font of accurate information. Signed, Husband of a Brown Recluse victim.
Hi, MD here. Something to also know is that many many people think they were bitten by a recluse when they truly "just" have a MRSA infection. When seeing people in northern CA I reassure them by showing them this map, and that they don't really live in an area where it's likely.
Does the spider have a GoFundMe or....?
But did it bite HIS FACE. 🫠
ANyone else rooting for the large gaping crater with black dead tissue?
unless he brought the body of the spider to the hospital AND there was someone there who is an ID expert I would wager a large sum of money that it's him just calling it one and a doctor nodding along. doctor's misdiagnose spider bites alllllll the time
Why would Joe Biden do this?
@penaltyboxpro.bsky.social (I mean its Rittenhouse but brown recluses are legit terrifying as you well know)
Black Widows, Brown Recluse... where my White spiders at?!
gee, sure hope he doesn't liquify painfully and die in an excruciating way
The greatest piece of pro-spider propaganda in history
Has he set up a GoFundMe yet?
My question is, is the spider ok after biting a vile repulsive soulless person?
Yeah, Brown Recluses have always scared me.
As long as the spider is ok
Gonna give that spider a bottle of water and take it out to burger king.
judging by the picture of the bite, it appears to be on his ass so… necrotizing ass crater?
My burning question: is the spider okay?
Was the spider’s name KARMA?
Choosing to read this in Vincent Price's voice
"All will be OK, Kyle. Just don't forget you sauerkraut and bleach injections." RFK jr.
Is the spider O.K ?
POV: someone says something mean about the spider and sends get-well wishes to Kyle Rittenhouse
Spiderspide! Spiderspide! Called 'Recluse' 'cause it likes to hide! Bit that shit on the thigh! Such a shame if he were to go necrotic or have other complications! Karma! Straight from the Spiderspide!
I hope the spider is okay!
May karma take his arm or his life like he did to his victims.
So you're saying we should prepare for the worst? A full recovery.
This spider should be in the hall of fame. Thank you for your service, Dante. Very well said.
There ain't no karma like spider bite karma! 🕷
Suddenly my arachnophobia is rooting for the spiders.
I have some unfortunate news about our spider friend here. It's highly unlikely Kyle Shitterhouse will be in any danger of life altering injuries. entomologytoday.org/2026/03/05/s...
Please be on his balls, please be on his balls, please be…
One of these fucked up my right leg in 2006.
Hi Spider Expert! Former Brown Recluse victim here. I can vouch for everything you said. Didn't notice the bite, when I did, my hand looked like trump's. I was visiting a country/city where Recluses are a public health issue, the hospital knew what to do. Recovery was long, painful. Good for Kyle.
do not click on the story if you never want to see Rittenhouse tiddy.
Hopefully the spider is ok.
I hope the spider doesn't turn into a radioactive murderer
who said there's no such thing as reincarnation
Will the spider be ok?
He will lose that leg if it’s that red and spread after only a few days…
Domestic terrorist double murderer Kyle Rittenhouse was sent to the hospital after being bitten by a venomous brown recluse spider. I hope the Spider is well and living a beautiful life.
Does the spider have a gofundme? I’ll donate.
Thank you for your service, Spider.
We are all thinking about that spider. Hopes and prayers……
He is calling ICE on the brown spider!
Did the spider throw up after that?
Same. It’s not lost on me that the spider was brown.
Republicans will quickly give that spider three names to milk the assassination attempt.
The brown recluse is the cause of many amputations. Here's hoping Kyle gets everything he deserves.
Sorry to hear he got to the hospital in time.
The recluse spider got revenge for those killed by Rittenhouse.
The spider only acted in self-defense.
The spider was standing his ground.
I hope it bit his dick.
Karma works in mysterious ways...
Hope it was in his underwear
I hope the spider wasn't sickened, and didn't catch any cooties ftom Rittenhouse
Karma. It can be a b****. Anyway…
I hope the spider doesn't die.
Probably died from that murderer's filthy blood.
Thoughts and prayers go out to the spider and its family. Hopefully if there was a nest it is being taken care of.
Hopefully the spider won't contract rabies.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving insect.
Hope the spider didn’t turn into Kyleman.
Oh dear. What a tragedy. I am so sad. Tears are flowing. I mean, of course, for the innocent spider. Just minding its business, doing spidery things. When —bang — thrust into the spotlight. And the little 8-legged guy did its duty, no matter the cost.
What a cute little spider.
Those bites are so nasty. They cause necrosis. It literally kills the flesh around the bite wound. I like to think this is karma.
Karma will get you eventually. Well deserved Kyle.
i got bit by one in the fucking ass. lol it was not fun, shit hurt bad, but i didnt have to go to the hospital. it was nasty though.
Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a Brown Recluse today. Sure hope the spider is OK. Welcome to the resistance my Arachnid friend. 💀
What probably bugged him most was that he was hurt by something brown
Do you have an address we can send get well cards to for the spider I mean I hope he suffers and suffers that little shit should be in jail
Did it's mommy cross state lines with it to find him?
Karma is a weird beast. If he were in prison, where he belongs- he wouldn’t have had to been bitten by a venomous spider. Karma…
Oh No! Poor Crying Kyle 🐀in🏠 My sympathy to the🕷️ #KyleRittenhouse
I’d love to see the bite wound!
Great. Now the fucker will think he's Spiderman 😮💨😂
Kyle loudly complaining, "why the hell was it a 'brown' recluse? Where are all the 'white' recluses?"
Brilliant. Antifa is recruiting arachnids 🕷️ Ill gladly make a comfy space in my garden for their services
It couldn’t happen to a better person. I’m rooting for the spider to win.
That's the best news I've heard all day. I hear they're horrifically painful and gross
The silly little boy is going to think he's Spiderman now. It was bad enough when he thought he was Rambo.
Does the recluse have a gofundme? You know the little whiner is going to sue.
Lil brown: Thank you! It had to be done. Vote blue!
Willing to bet there a more than a few brown recluses that would love to do the same...
The spider was scared and has the right to stand its ground.
Did it bite his trigger finger?
Oh no! I hope Kyle doesn't doesn't suffer any minor symptoms from this. Serious symptoms, however, ...
Hope the recluse has been given an antibiotic. Feel well Ms Brown.
I hope that the brown recluse spider that bit Kyle Rittenhouse is having a good day.
He’s gonna be suffering for a good long time, and he deserves every moment of it
oh crap I missed something good 👀
Thoughts and prayers, for spidey.
I fear those things so much despite being in no proximity to them. From now on though, they're my besties and I will never fear them again. True allies.