Rays to face Brewers in World Series after Tampa Bay beats Guardians
"who the fuck are the rays and the brewers" you say well, let's start with a brewer you should all know this is Jacob "The Miz" Misiorowski - he looks pretty normal, right? well... pitches thrown over 100mph this season: The Miz: 1115 every other team: less than 750, as a team
the fastest 200 pitches thrown by a starter this season: The Miz the most pitches ever thrown at 100mph in a game: The Miz, 66 the fastest pitch ever thrown by a starting pitcher in the statcast era: The Miz, 105.5mph this is the real life Tungsten Arm O'Doyle, and he might win a world series
I don’t know how long it’ll burn but damn that star is bright
he's great, but i can't help thinking some type of major surgery is in his not-so-distant future
he does not look pretty normal, he looks hypemobile as hell and like he is doing wack-ass shit with his tendons and rotator cuff like no shade, ijs 😂
Ok but did he at some point slip on a ball and land on his shoulder? Or perhaps, have some kind of celestial beings in the outfield?
If I started winding up my batting swing now, I might be able to hit his first pitch on Friday
"But we need a salary cap or small market teams can never succeed..." the owners scream loudly as they're about to lock out players right after the Milwaukee Brewers (22nd in market cap in the league) take on the Tampa Bay Rays (24th in market cap) who just beat the Guardians (25th in market cap).
Billionaire owners want to limit wages to extract more from players -> wage theft
This was the best possible outcome.
I'll support them on a salary cap when they accept league and team profit sharing. Fair's fair, right?
okay so are we supposed to root for the brewers or the rays make your case, baseball folk
beer is good and a ray killed Steve Irwin. go brewers
florida must not know happiness
we have zero stake here but we do wanna watch the WS actually so this is a serious invitation. tell us who we should get behind and why. we will accept whichever argument is either most compelling or funniest probably
Brewers. You won't catch me rooting for a Florida team this lifetime.
This matchup is already the funniest possible outcome given the pending lockout
Brewers because Milwaukee is great and Florida sucks