Kelly Clarkson and Brooklyn shop dispute escalates after security video
sorry for extending the kelly clarkson discourse for yet another day but not hard to see why she got frustrated with this guy. he's asked three times whether or not the bird is for sale and won't give a clear answer!
That last paragraph though where they said they’d put a customer in touch with the artist to commission one- that service wasn’t offered to KC, OR THE ARTIST. All they had to say was “wonderful, let’s set up getting one commissioned for you!” And everyone is happy.
Their solution to people asking if the bird is for sale was ... putting a false price tag on it? Instead of one just saying "Not for Sale"?
This is someone not used to dealing with magicians.
This much obfuscation has got to be lying but ….. why!?! Can you buy the bird or not
Then maybe they could have, idk, just thinking out loud here, contacted Bliss and asked him? That said, the Times should really not be covering this one. Annoying Brooklyn Shop Is Annoying does not qualify as news. (Source: I live in the neighborhood that had the artisanal mayo store.)
The gendered, “if someone seriously wanted it we would have sold it to him” is real obnoxious and subtly mysoginistic response. Like, she needed to have her husband with her? The interviewee does it multiple times, seems intentional but what do I know? I’m just a simple country boy…
personally i think it's really great that the shop owner defended himself from the charge of being weirdly hostile and condescending to someone asking whether an item with a price tag is for sale by being weirdly hostile, condescending and evasive to a reporter asking whether the item is for sale
i have no opinion on who is in the right or wrong but it is sending me that he was asked "so is it for sale" and his answer is "look, this guy lives in a house in the woods that he built with his hands"
asymmetrical social warfare. you're an adult and you say shit like that?
I’m furious just reading this! Imagine having the interaction in person
this is just the worst hidden third expansion to Bioshock: Infinite
Clarkson has to know how to use her platform responsibly, and that sometimes you just don't get what you want, but good grief these people are the worst. you know what, i'm taking my bird business across town, how do you like that, Bliss. That's some asymmetrical economic warfare for you.
“Bliss lives in the woods in a house that he made with his own hands” is better than anything I’ve ever written
“We’ve raised the price to $15m” okay so it IS for sale and you’re a grifter. Got it
I’m gonna watch Pablo Torre’s video explainer, but anyone would be frustrated by responses like this to a simple inquiry. If it wasn’t for sale, say that. If it IS for sale but has special terms for purchase, SAY THAT. The shop is “in danger” cuz he’s being passive aggressive.
look, this is obv not a normal store but a quest hook. You don't buy things. You get an entry in your journal to "Find Bliss's house in the woods"
Do not bring ideology or class analysis into the Kelly Clarkson thing. Just let an extended Portlandia sketch be funny.
I will say I was amused at some clearly non-locals saying "well, gentrification, what do you expect from these people" and was like gentrification...of Brooklyn Heights? Are they time travelers?
The shop owner going full toddler and setting the price at a big number "uhhh, $15 million" is my favorite part I think.
Yeah, the owners of the animatronic bird store in NYC are not just some simple shop keepers.