Trump announces 'Super Intelligence Force' to coordinate AI policy
The Super Intelligence Force will report directly to the man who thinks windmills cause cancer.
we know who the Super Intelligence force leader
Super Intelligence Force will report directly to Donald Trump and Susie Wiles, two people who have never probably used a spreadsheet in their lives.
Please vote out your national embarrassment asap
all you need to know is 35% of his portfolio is data center oriented. thank you for your attention to this matter.
Boy Natalie's really been getting it together hasn't she? She can type from her knees
I feel so much safer.
Super Intelligence Force sounds like the name of a British spoof of Mission: Impossible.
I think this must be where Wendy and Marvin work, now.
To use the words "super and intelligence" with the tangerine turd is taking the piss in great style. (I would say an oxymoron, but in this case, moron is sufficent)
I reckon America is about to disappear up its own asshole.
Typo alert: the "o" in force should be an "a". That's better.
...Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles, is now apparently in the constitutional reporting chain for Skynet.
"Elon knows computer" "These cars are all computer" "I am the dum(b)."
Don't you DARE taint his name
The jokes write themselves, don't they?! 😂
It sounds like the kind of organizational name some middle schoolers would come up with.
Trump’s “Super Intelligence Force” puts AI, intelligence, trade and defence officials under his control while giving tech companies direct access to policy decisions they could profit from, creating fertile ground for corporate profiteering, regulatory capture and corruption.
The election capture team reporting for duty
Every day, I'm surprised, and alarmed, by how much the American people are willing to allow.
As a general rule, if every single member of the uber rich society gets into a room and decides to do the same thing, it's bad for the everyday citizen. If the government agrees, it's even worse. If it isn't in the middle of a world war, the system is about to be broken on purpose.
Here's a high percentage outcome of all these and their AI...greedy billionaire tech bros and their AI...
NONE OF THESE MONSTERS will get away this time. Keep ALL receipts for the soon upcoming MASS Nuremberg Tribunal Trials 2.0! No need for PROOF BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT.
Great series to get yall updated for the next few months of Trump's war on America. While the Rest of Us Die. www.imdb.com/title/tt1395.... Strongly recommended. He, Hegseth, Musk, Gingrich and their others will burn the world down to stay in power.
Fuckface posted a portrait of himself captioned Super Intelligence, a day after admitting he takes a pill he calls the 386 and doesn't know what the hell it is. He also says our best defense against rogue AI is a high-IQ president. We have no defense. We're solidly fucked.
What kind of person likes to see himself photographed as the schoolyard bully?
386 is an over the counter sleep aid. I think they give it him in the evening, and it takes effect the next day during Oval Office meetings.
Someone photoshop a walker here already...
386 mg is a full strength aspirin. Signed a skilled nursing medication aide.
If he wanted us to Photoshop him with a walker, mission accomplished.
I'm sorry, one must laugh about his utterly fragile state of mind
Elon Musk said he would rename his SpaceXAI company to “SpaceXSI” after President Donald Trump pushed for artificial intelligence to rebrand as “super intelligence.”
"XS" in the sense of extra small. I guess the "I" can still stand for intelligence.
Trump changed AI to SI because his friends bought the .SI websites...always a grift
We have elected trolls to power Trolls with money have arrived to share the picked-over carcass of our country 😢
Everyone still calls X Twitter. This rebranding to SI is just another Trump grift as he's secured all the .SI domains.
Richest man aluve and still a snivelling bootlicker
Elon sucks off Trump, not news.
Super Intelligence Force is the perfect name for a Police Squad-type parody where the president ends up on a hot mic in the bathroom
T-minus 3 weeks at this current pace
More than 1 person in that photo is trying very hard not to laugh, so you might be right
Now we know what the next film to come out of the South Park creators will be!
Hey, and they all pay each other the EXACT same way! Circular financing. A treatise:
So uhh, did you hear that Donald Trump has started this new "super intelligence force?" Yeah, he's calling it "SIF," no joke. He's all-in on this. He's all-in on the SIF. You might even say he's SIF-ilou-- *gets tackled offstage by the secret service*
he's saying SIF will be taking over analytics across the government, and every major decision has to be supported by SIFalyt–
I snort-laughed at this. Oh my gods.
Are we sure that isn’t an Onion article? They’ve been on a buying spree lately, maybe they bought up the Tech-Crunch brand? Maybe? 😬
⁉️⁉️ Alan Kohler: Calling AI 'other intelligence' better describes the advent of a new lifeform. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10... I asked my search engine, Kagi what it thought it was: super intelligence, a new life form or what? 2/
2/ Current AI is best defined as a class of systems that perform tasks typically associated with human intelligence—learning, reasoning, problem-solving, perception, decision-making—through statistical pattern matching at scale. That's a tool, not an organism. 3/
It should be called simulated intelligence
I like piracy it sums up both the companies and AI
No it is not a form of life. It is just programmed to behave like one.
Betteridge's law of headlines in action