Dyson launches £420 toothbrush with live‑mouth camera

David Bale3

He should shove it up his arse

Hugo2

Dyson is just another term for stage four cancer.

PERFECTLY NORMAL2

I wonder if it would continue to film after being jammed up Sir Jim's rectum

Deb Verran1

Now wonder more data centers are having to be built-to store all of the digital images being generated by non essential items like this!

mark-a-e.bsky.social1

I would rather lick my carpet than use a Dyson Vac. A brexiteer that closed UK factories and set up in Singapore.

🇫🇷 Dylem🏳️‍🌈 - Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦1

ship me 6 of those

The infamous challenge of holding a things that squirts four or five times a second long enough at the gap in your teeth to get in a few squirts.

Angry Algonquin1

The new $4,000 Dyson speculum is gonna be LIT

Gen'Challa1

Sucker pricing. I can get spied on for WAY less than that.

Vincent Valentine1

The crazy part is this already existed for years without the camera with shit like pressure sensors and accelerometers. My toothbrush already does this without cameras .

Norzola1

People are having to watch their community trashed and ruined with gross data centerd ... for THIS? 🤕

James Barham3

That thing looks like Sonic Screwdriver in Dr Who c1975

Huw Jelly2

I genuinely do not know who buys his stuff. I have tried his 'vacuums' many times when I've borrowed a customer's, and they simply do not clean..they spinny brush things away and make lots of noise before clogging up but even an open hose end will not hold it's weight on your hand. Utterly hopeless.

Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs2

And some of them worked surprisingly well.

Huw Jelly1

He says he made over 5000 vacuum prototypes and yet still they don't work? 😂 Little hope for his £420 toothbrush.

Michael Beveridge1

Just an observation from a fellow engineer, but this Dyson bloke is a fucking nutter.

Susanita2

At The end of the day : floss or interdental brushes , brush 2 x a day for 2 mins & sod expensive toothpastes , own brand will do. You can even use a manual toothbrush ! What does that cost ? Not £400 +

DJGarybaldy2

P.S The Dyson v10 vacuum cleaner was also a waste of time and effort

DJGarybaldy2

Worst Purchase ever was his AM09 hot/cool Fan I can't use it now especially not on the heating function As dust has built up inside the unit and if I switch the heat setting on all I smell is burning dust No filter all the ventilation holes are blocked its utterly useless

Jeff1

Too much fucking time on their hands these fascist gammonatti.

fionn114.bsky.social1

Who the hell needs a £420 photographing sodding toothbrush. Never buy dyson!

NOYJ3

The Guardian reckons you could just brush your teeth twice a day and save £420 🤷

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And Oral B is always half price somewhere. Boots, or your preferred supermarket or grocery delivery service.

Alan Paxton 2

TBF, he does seem to track down mugs, a large fraction of public toilets in this country feature a dreadful gimmicky Dyson device for blowing hot, soapy water in your face.

Karl-on-Sea2

Oh, IDK. This is just the sort of thing that all those amateur proctologists who've had to practice to keep their hands in have been waiting for.

Colin1

He always has. Especially during Covid. And brexit.