Addisu Gobena wins Sydney Marathon, sets course record
Breaking: IDF soldiers have shot the official who fired the starting gun at the Sydney marathon, claiming self defence.
Banning the phrase ‘From the city to the surf’ in NSW can’t be too far off
They’ve also neutralised the paramedic crew that rushed in to help, giving Sydneysiders a close-up view of their famed “double tap” approach.
Jillian annouces that under new anti Semitism guidelines IDF soldiers have just won Sydney marathon in record time and other competitors were Hamas.
Chris Minns has calmed any claims of unlawful activity by announcing the NSW govt will be funding a thorough independent internal investigation by the IDF on the IDF. For complete oversight & transparency, this investigation will include observers from the NSW police that are trained by IDF.
And the justification : "they were Hamas". End of story.
😂😂😂 fucking believable, had to read it twice..