Private equity stuck with 33,575 unsold businesses
financeAug 10, 202653223
Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️⚧️ 📚
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Won’t someone think of the poor little private equity firms unable to sell off all the carcasses of the livelihoods they’ve slaughtered 🥺
584h ago
👁🔬▫️◽️◻️🎻 This is about as close as I can get to conveying how tiny a violin a wish to play for them.
Brings to mind this timeless classic…
Whaaat? An investment that comes with the risk of... losing the invested money?! That's not how investing works, the line is supposed to go up into infinity! Why is the line not going up 😭
How about this? I call those private equity firms "GoonerGate", "Bronies", and "MegaMan Fans on Prom Night" instead?