Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey premieres in New York
I can’t remember a movie I’ve been more excited to see than The Odyssey directed by Christopher Nolan with an all-star cast and the resources it deserves. I feel like someone read my fifth-grade diary.
Isn't that the new film based on "O Brother Where Art Thou"?
I'm glad Hades II side character Odysseus is getting the film spin-off he deserves.
Putting Anne Hathaway and Elliot Page in the same film just means you can charge whatever you want for me to see it.
Having all the worst people losing their mind over it doesn’t hurt.
Don't know what it is about Nolan but he somehow always makes you excited to go to the theater.
wait when are you guys going to
A critic for the Arizona Republic gave “The Odyssey” five stars and called Elon Musk’s criticisms of the cast “racist and ugly.”
Musk's brand is “racist and ugly.” Being a rabidly sexist Nazi POS is his whole personality. Well, that and being so pathetic that he cheats at video games for clout. Which even his fans gotta admit is a next level sad sack move. He doesn't even cheat believably. He's too lazy to learn how to play
Well that's just Musk in a nutshell, shitty film criticisms aside
why does media even publish what that rich fuk says? hes a racist, lying, criminal ass.
That kind of sums up his entire shtick.
Imagine running rocket companies, electric cars, and a massive echo chamber, only to spend your free time crying online because a trans man was cast as a fictional Greek soldier.
Anti-woke = anti-equality Musk has been racist all of his life.
‘THE ODYSSEY’ debuts with 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. • Christopher Nolan's highest rated film ever Read our review: bit.ly/OdysseyDF
“But the armor!” they scream on, slowly diminishing into corncobs
It will get review bombed soon enough by racists who can't fathom a non-white Helen of Troy
I can't believe they didn't get a real monocular actor to play the cyclops. When will Hollywood stop erasing fictional Greek giants' culture?
Up to 99% now, with one "rotten" review (which gave it a 6/10)
acho que o @thalesgn.bsky.social vai querere ver esse
It's three hours long, without a break, in a darkened room with a couple or three hundred strangers. I'll just wait for it to come on the tv, thanks.
“Home At Last” by Steely Dan intensifies
Funniest possible outcome and honestly? Always a high probability one
Admito que é a primeira vez desde Inception que eu quero ver um filme do Nolan. Não sei se vou gostar. Mas tenho curiosidade o que é mais que ele me gera normalmente.
Turns out Twitter isn't real life and the average moviegoer isn't obsessed with black and trans people like chuds are
As it muthafuckin should. Don't play with Christopher Nolan!
We have reached new levels of "we're so back"-- in fact the UN is putting together a summit on it
Pero como puede ser, si todos los youtubers anti-woke me habían dicho que sería una mala película.
I expected this to be good but damn, this is ALL-TIMER good?!
quem sabe da próxima vez
WAKE UP EVERYBODY, WOKE IS BACK! WOKE UP!
The idea that Christopher Nolan is a bad director is extremely stupid, sorry. He’s the kind of very good but broadly appealing director that used to be much more common, the kind of director who makes reliably good, interesting movies for adults
If anything I think he’s a kind of David Lean - he means to go big and smart, even in the misfires
(And even if you’re not a fan, The Odyssey is the perfect movie for him to direct! It’s not a subtle story, and has so many themes he does well - epic scenes, repetition, frustration, gods, people who think they’re better than the gods, a guy who just wants his wife back, like come on)
having read some extremely thick books about oppenheimer & the manhattan project, i was more impressed by his ability to turn them into a comprehensible story than the abstract time-business in his weirder films
The kind of director who considers being entertaining as job #1, even if he does make you think along the way.
Objectively correct take...we need way more upper-middlebrow movies. (And kudos to you for not using the free speech guy meme!)
Nolan's very good at what he does but his movies can feel like he's using a sledgehammer to do needlework.
“Bad director” is an objectively wrong thing to say about Nolan. You might not like his movies, but calling him bad at his job is asinine.
Yes, but he's popular and therefore bad because people need to feel important for liking that which everyone else doesn't.
Culture war brain poisoning has dudebros out here made about Christopher Nolan and acting like there’s some sort of woke conspiracy that’s responsible for The Odyssey getting good reviews
I’m not complaining, I’m just surprised us woke queers got Christopher Nolan in the divorce
King Tory Copaganda Bat Movie Chris Nolan? 😂
I love the idea that these chuds firmly believe they can deter moviegoers from seeing a new Christopher Nolan film.
All this because there happens to be a black woman in the cast 💀
"Casting actors of many nationalities and ethnicities sends the message that Homer, like Shakespeare, and so many great storytellers from so many countries, belongs to everyone." On The Odyssey and its "controversies." Loved it. A big show, intelligently told. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-...
^ "Nolan's script mixes in bits of The Iliad, The Aeneid, and 20th- and 21st-century translations of The Odyssey, with their own embellishments. The result is a sort of OEU (Odysseus Expanded Universe), minus a post-credits scene where Zeus asks Odysseus to join the Olympus Initiative."
Great piece, Matt. Guess I gotta see it
I’m in a film group on another social media platform. I posted about the movie today and some of the the insecure men are reduced to claiming it’s not getting great reviews. Some are just ranting more about “woke” casting done on purpose to create “controversy.” It’s so revealing.
Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey' is projected to open with ~$200M at the global box office ⚔️💰 Would be the largest non-Batman opening of his career (via Deadline)
Man... This just looks so lame in every clip or screenshot I see of it. I wish I could hate on it more without being confused for a chud
I'm going to start referring to everything I do as "the largest non-batman" version of it in my career.
Interesting cause YouTube and Reddit told me it’s a lame gay movie with black people.. God I need to get off the internet, this movie looks crazy cool.
Right-Wingers Who are trying to Boycott the Film seeing This:
Hold on, $200 million? But the 'go woke, go broke' crowd said it would be a resounding flop.
But Instagram tells me it is woke and it will fail?
This is one of the best examples of MAGA living in a bubble that they created. They have spent the last two months claiming that The Odyssey is going to bomb because there is a Black woman in the movie. They are not smart people. They are nothing more than hateful racists.
Go woke, go break the bank!
And I’ll be contributing Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Tickets already loaded
Right-Wingers Who are trying to Boycott the Film seeing This:
if it ends up being true, total chud humiliation and i couldn't be more satisfied with that
i kind of want this to outgross every non-spider man CBM this year, because it would be very funny
Y yo que leí que supuestamente iba a ser un fracaso por el supuesto “casting DEI y woke” de Nolan.
You can trade on what rotten tomatoes score you think The Odyssey will have. Capitalism at its finest - utterly pointless, creating nothing of value but wealth based on bet on a measure that has no value either. Burn it all to the fricken ground.
I am fairly sure prediction markets are not pointless. They are literally designed to enable politically powerful people to trade their insider knowledge for money, which they take from the masses. Betting on movie scores is the (pointless) sideshow.
well this is just the share market
And a market that is easily subverted as it is a subjective argument. What a time to be alive … and addicted to gambling.
@grogsgamut.bsky.social do you know if I’m allowed to sell this image as an NFT because I added the heart react and therefore made it new art?
As a RT-accredited critic, it’s time for me to cash in big!
It absolutely rocks that all the CHUDs hitched their wagons to the idea that nobody wanted this Woke Odyssey movie and it’s going to be a monster hit, how wrong can you be
And not even woke! Nolan is very much a small c conservative director whose major themes are law and order, family life, and preserving the status quo.
Just waiting for the inevitable pivot to ‘it was never woke because ______’ when it’s a success.
People forget since it's universally beloved, but these same dipshits tried this same play with Fury Road before it came out.
Most of screenings in my area are nearly sold out. Nolan on Monday morning with his 20% first dollar gross deal.
It turns out you have to work very, VERY hard to find Lupita Nyong'o unattractive
It’s literally his highest rated movie of all time. These guys can’t stop losing
A thing that "THE ODYSSEY" makes amusingly clear is that Tom Holland is probably a much better but also sufficiently less annoying version of Timothee Chalamet and has just been busy being Spider-Man so nobody thought to check. *(P.S. This is probly also the case for Elliot Page, same movie)
And unlike Timothee, Holland loves ballet.
Timothee has been dead to me since being with a Kartrashian.
And that's why he's with Zendaya IRL. And also Spider-Man.
People keep shitting on Chalamete just because he looks like an effete theatre kid, but he talks like your cousin’s weed dealer. Who cares. Can he act? Can he do his job? Then there you go.
There’s a decade-long age gap between Elliot and Tom (and while Elliot Page might look a decade younger than he is, so does Tom Holland) so I’ll be the judge of that. But, yes, I’ve always felt Tom could play any Timothee Chalamet role tbh.
I’ve been feeling this for years actually.
I’m seeing The Odyssey during Trump’s speech tomorrow and was vaguely worried I might miss something important. Glad to see I won’t miss anything that matters.
How funny would it be if It Happened during a big televised speech tho
I'm taking my pet ferret for his yodeling lessons during Trump's speech tomorrow and we're both worried we might miss something important.
So they meddled in order to elect him???
So his speech got weirder. So it was dirty black people in Georgia, AND the Chinese who stole the election from Senators Purdue. Loeffler, and him. In 2020! Also, I totally forgot about Kelly Loeffler.
The sweet, sweet odor of desperation.
While you’re at the movies during his speech, you will probably miss the fact that the word “dumb“ is actually spelled with a “b”. Not many people know that you know, but now you do.
My general metric for Matt Damon movies is that they’re best if he’s a) in Europe, b) having an identity crisis, and c) killing people. (Talented Mr. Ripley, Bourne Identity.) So The Odyssey should be pretty good?
Ocean’s Eleven is also great and while he’s not killing people he’s still committing crimes while pretending to be someone else and there’s sorta an ersatz “Europe” involved (Paris, the Bellagio), so it’s close enough.
this is a great theory for many reasons, one of which is that it (correctly) includes Eurotrip
Great Wall of China 1) He's Scottish, but at the Great Wall of China 2) Having an identity crisis 3) Killing alien demon armies
That’s not a bad metric honestly
Good will hunting fits that mold! And the departed
Have you seen this gem