The Archers, Harrison returns with menacing homecoming

I am Ambridge Absentia this week. But I shall raise a lemon drizzle in memory of Jill Archer, and throw a flapjack in her honour. RIP Patricia Greene 😢 #TheArchers

Now Harrison is back, he is the character I dislike the most. A thin veneer of respectability and sometime Christian values covers a horrible immature, jealous and controlling personality. #TheArchers

Few years ago I went for a swim with some friends at the beech, and a woman came down, paddled out about 3m on a paddleboard, took a load of selfies, and then left. That's Amber. #TheArchers

This marriage is dead. Fallon & Carpet’s. When can we have the funeral? #TheArchers

Carpet’s being a bit of a tit isn’t he #Thearchers

Nice one, Mr Policeman. Creeping up behind your wife as she cooks & terrifying her I’d have swung a bottle into his face on instinct (did that once in RL) #TheArchers

In a world full of uncertainty, it's nice to know Carpet is still a berk. #TheArchers

All! First into the parade ring: • A Gent Orange: Chris rubs himself up the wrong way • Borsetshire Blue Blood: Sophie's terrible choice • Not Macy's Day: Adam's working on Craig's list #TheArchers News of Paddy Greene's death came after we had recorded. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

You’d think since he is starting a new role he could have asked for a few days off to spend with his wife - if had to spend some time with his wife. #TheArchers

None of the Bridge Farm Archers can keep their fucking gob shut. #TheArchers

I’m not convinced that Fallon and Harrison are quite on the same page. #TheArchers

Giving away wine again Jolene? Well it worked out so well last time. #TheArchers

Oh dear. Carpet's view of George hasn't moved on. #thearchers

Well that homecoming turned sour very quickly. That’s a relationship in trouble. #TheArchers

Hey frenz Can you help me find “the archers podcast” the gaylor I met in the wild yesterday told me they were on an episode but i can’t find that podcast anywhere lol