Scott Jennings pressed over alleged call with Mitch McConnell
Once upon a time Republicans demanded long-form birth certificate from Barack Obama. We’re only asking for a 10-second proof-of-life video from Mitch McConnell.
Ann Valentine18He's dead. Be it brain dead or whatever, the man is dead. They probably are keeping him alive on heart machines, all for political reasons.
Dipshit Savant16Please, I just talked to him for twenty solid minutes. He says he’s doing fine
Boss Best13Even a transcript of one of the many, many "20-minute phone calls" the Repussicans claim they've had with him! Thank you for your attention to this matter! Future Inevitable President BOSS BEST
Dana Knows Insanity When She Sees It. 🥊🐸10If Mitch McConnell had been given successful CPR by EMT’s, he would have had an oxygen mask on when put into the ambulance. The neighbors say he did not have an oxygen mask on nor were the EMT’s acting like it was an emergency when putting him into the ambulance. www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/p...
Mutty7The governor should schedule the election. No proof of viability, new senator
Blue Woman Voting 📎5The GOP is going to keep that buzzard on life support until after the August deadline to fill his seat.
BTW, the jugular is a body part that traditionally, but not in Mitch McConnell's case, has blood moving through it.
Garrett Bliss 🇺🇦405Teen Vogue, People, and The Onion shall lead us.
arussellgerber.bsky.social10Just a reminder to journalists, in case it comes up, HIPPA privacy laws do not apply to the deceased.
J-Dave9Mitch McConnell spoke by phone for 20 minutes today with Generalissimo Francisco Franco. McConnell was heard saying: 'So *this* is how it feels!'"
Journeyman ☠️9“The Senator’s health did not warrant an immediate return to the US.” Yeah, being dead kinda takes the need to rush out of things.
Vibeulator7I'm sorry, sir, but he belched the entire alphabet followed by "God Bless America" for twenty whole minutes to me over the phone today.
Alex-barrett6I’ll take your word for it- I’m not that familiar with turtle physiology.
Democrats should demand that Mitch McConnell produce his long-form life certificate.
The Volatile Mermaid357“We don’t believe Obama was born in the United States.” Bitch, we don’t believe Mitch McConnell is even ALIVE.
AJ Nyx (she/her)3A long-form death certificate would suffice for me! 😂
Aunt Tifa - you have friends everywhere3it's ridiculous that new laws need to be enacted that state "you must be able to prove you're alive, in order to serve in congress" what the fuck are we even doing
eddiegaedel1You realize somewhere there are any number of guys named Mitch McConnell who have had to listen to dumb shits making fun of them forever & now the same assholes are saying "Hey, you don't look dead to me! Ah, hahahaha!"
David1Really. I don’t think we will be seeing him again., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/07/the-...
JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.1He only has the very short form.
Mitch McConnell knew exactly what Donald Trump was, knew exactly what he meant for this country, and deliberately chose to enable and support it every step of the way
Micah234he was never a true believing lunatic, he chose this knowing exactly what he was doing and his name should be cursed for generations
Conor3What I’ll never understand is someone who prided themselves on being a cynical political operator decided to piss it all away on a big wet smelly gameshow host.
Alan Au1I'm still mad about McConnell's interference regarding SCOTUS. That one potentially set the country back a generation.
Exalt1And maga still doesn't like him, for acknowledging that Biden won.
Mitch’s D.C. house is getting new carpet and tile while he’s been hospitalized for almost a month with zero explanation. Nothing screams “senator’s doing great” like his staff picking out new flooring instead of, you know, a health update. #USDemocracy #Pinks newrepublic.com/post/212973/...
Michael Wolfe21I think his wife is putting it on the market. My guess is cardiac arrest, got pulses back, he’s on a ventilator with anoxic brain injury. They’re trying to keep things hidden until August 3 to avoid a special election.
Dr. Kim15Sounds like Elaine Chao is getting it ready to sell.
💙Vote! It's all we got left 😳🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦💙10They are sneaking out the evidence in the desbris removal. Evidence of ALL the shit Mitch has done for decades.
Jeanlyn 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇭🇺9Going on the market, yeah?
Guardrails of Democracy9Getting it ready to sell.
CityGirlie8I the hospital? Oh. Ok. Is that why his wife flew to China 3 days later? people.com/mitch-mcconn...
Ebenezer Scrooge had a 20 min conversation with Mitch McConnell today
Laura765743He’ll bear the chains he forged in life.
Tina - Release the #EpsteinFiles|Resistbot Text RESIST to 504093Did he bring the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future?
I feel AUGGGHHH ❌👑2The ghost of Christmas bad faith
Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.2Jacob Marley was remorseful of his actions in life, I don’t think McConnell has ever regretted how much he did to bring us to our current reality.
vickymn.bsky.social1So did Munster! While making biscuits!
brightnessinsight.bsky.social1I really hope they don’t keep him in life support until the midterms because that will definitely defined the GOP as vile and inhumane as we already know they are anyways.💀
Mitch McConnell is so obviously dead that the possibility of him not being dead becomes more absurd with every passing day that they dance around it, like if he's NOT dead then what the fuck are they doing
Kiki Molloy4My money is on a forthcoming sex addiction admission.
Nondescript.2And in other news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Jenni2Rfk is probably doing experiments on him in the White House basement, as per trump's request to 'discover the secrets of life and death'.
Tinselfire1Got to stall it in case while they're stalling a reason to stall comes up.
Raspy1At this point I'm pulling for him to be alive somhow, cause it'd be funny.
🏳️⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️🌈1They don't want the world to know that their biggest wrench in the gearwork of democracy has kicked the shit bucket
Tired: Mitch McConnell in Weekend at Mitch's Wired: Mitch McConnell sitting on the Golden Throne consuming a thousand souls a day
Quint5Nah, they’re just testing a prototype on him.
Amanda Montagne4"Don't worry, he'll be getting off the throne ANY day now...."
Roger (ExcretusMaximus)2It was 10,000 until they put out that recent teaser video; makes me wonder if it was a mistake or a retcon.
Miss Diketon - Gary Numan and cats are my personality1If he’s the Emperor of Mankind, I’m rooting for the Orkz.
EspanolBot1He did that before though?
There is something strangely poetic about Mitch McConnell being technically kept alive by machines to cheat the voters out of a special election because it's exactly what he would have done, and exactly what he deserves.
Jerkica4They should withhold medical treatment until the next presidential administration.
Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️🌈2"Oh no, his machines stopped working. Is it a power outage?" You're holding the power cord... "we should go all the way downstairs to check the breakers. The power is out, so we'll have to use the stairs. That could take a while."
puglove888.bsky.social2He would have wanted this
Dr Cinzia Yates 🇮🇲🏴1They did it to the poor pregnant lady who died in a crash... kept her body alive, against her own and her family's wishes, until the baby could be born. So they have form!
News & Politics1I'm sure is was his last wish.
Lyn2It is kinda Mitch coded tbh.....
If it turns out he died weeks ago, Scott Jennings needs to be fired and possibly hung by his thumbs.
shauna57he's deserved that for a while but absolutely
Lorelei Productions13Even if he didn't die weeks ago, that would be appropriate.
Derek10Some of those Republicans who are pretending they talk to him should be prosecuted, too. For trying to pretend he was alive. So they could keep his seat from being taken
HudsonRiverCroc4LOL. CNN will make him anchor.
Jak1CNN will renew Scott's contract with a large bonus
jjmplsmn1I will pitch in for the rope.
Getting to the bottom of whether Mitch McConnell is alive or not is one tough shell to crack.
Bamused3Good one. I didn’t used to be so mean but since certain people did not hold back in destroying the US, I ain’t holding back now. Vote Blue You! 😎🇺🇸🗽
Dean Gullberry2Everyone wants to rush to conclusions but slow and steady wins the race
drekarbt.bsky.social1Send Tom Kean Jr to investigate
🫘 Democracy in action1Name your least favorite vegetable. I’ll start. Mitch McConnell.
Taggart Rehnn 🇨🇦🍁1A thick carapace, indeed. 😆
Bob1Im just stickin' my neck out here but...
