Adam Sandler officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's MSG wedding
Everybody: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce should use their fame and influence to speak out on behalf of the marginalized and oppressed! Swift and Kelce: *invite ICE contractor Steven Demetriou to their wedding* Everybody: What the fu..?
nursebarbara.bsky.social51That's been corrected. Apparently there's a second Steve Demetrio. It was not the one heading armitus.
Be_three48Who could have guessed that a billionaire isn't actually a good person? Eat the rich
just sarah💙23Some clarity: Demetrius was the father of Travis's childhood's best buddy
90’s Deadhead22If there’s 7000 people at a wedding reception and one Nazi shows up without any pushback, there are 7001 Nazis at the wedding reception
Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau19Whaaaat? Shitty rich people…. Are friends with shitty rich people???
wizard prang16The problem with this is, they're famous people & they're basically saying "this is fine!" by their actions. Thing is, it's not fine. Fascism is never the answer, political extremism is not the answer.
Donisa Pedo2Dear Tay and Trav, despite popular opinion, there were NO GOOD NAZIS.
Mich2Cali • 🏳️🌈2World’s Biggest Pop Star™️ and the dude she’ll eventually divorce in 3-5 years when she gets bored and wants to move onto one of her exes’ [for more material], invited ice contractor steven demetriou to the spectacle at MSG that was their wedding. It’s something a typical billionaire would do.
ok there's something genuinely funny about inviting everyone in hollywood (except blake lively) to your wedding and then making them sit there while you do your twenty minute vows EACH
amy brown141can you imagine if you were at a wedding and the bride said "now i am going to sing my twenty minute vows"
Daniel Radosh16Even better, she dropped a second surprise set of vows four hours later!
Elu16It's even funnier to me when I remember Adam Sandler would have been standing there, waiting for 40 minutes
Heat kills more Americans than all other disasters combined8Travis is actually Andy Dwyer from Parks & Rec
✨ Sparkle Monica ✨5BLAKE LIVELY WAS NOT INVITED?!
Rsquared520 minutes each? How much shit did they need to promise to each other? "In sickness, including but not limited to...."
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace39the more I find out about taylor swift's wedding the funnier it is, levels of camp only achievable with unlimited budget, total sincerity, and no self-awareness I love it so much
Lindsay Fickas30If you invite me to your wedding and the vows last 20 minutes each, I should be able to sue you and/or name your firstborn
Call Me The Brie-ze22Every new fact I learn about this wedding makes me think a little bit more that there’s a certain level of tackiness and awkwardness that even being a billionaire can’t paper over
Big Iron14I have to believe this was some kind of humiliation ritual.
Daniel Radosh13My strong suspicion is that their vows were not actually 20 minutes each... but felt like it
Sarah Kelly9This is very funny but it makes me uncomfy when people are like “I predict a divorce in [short amount of time]” like I’m a born hater but that’s so sinister
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit8Vows that last twenty minutes each sound functionally indistinguishable from an infernal contract. That's the sort of thing you'd swear several thousand years ago that'd blow up in horrifying ways because you didn't take it seriously
leah.8‘the “love story” singer is said to have sung parts of hers’ is genuinely taking me out. why would you do that 🗿
Becca7Blake Lively might feel like a loser right now but I have a feeling she was the actual winner that night not having to sit through this Andy Bernard ass wedding
TJGator6I’d be crying tears of joy too if my household was suddenly worth like 1.1 billion, and my end of it was the .1
i saw that adam sandler officiated taylor swift's wedding and that is really all i need to know. you can be a billionaire and still get married in an ugly sports arena to a stinky football player with happy gilmore on the mic. women have to stop marrying men.
Aunt Fancy5Imagine how very beautiful the wedding of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss could've been! Like not in an emotional way even, just two hotties with relatively good taste putting together a very aesthetically pleasing event.
r #FreeŁink2the groom literally inviting an ice agent is too on the nose
OkayishAF2I… oh wow. Billionaires really are just a waste of space huh.
Susan- completely unendearing- Lee1I was mystified by their choices. They actually raffled prizes too. Wtf?
LoLo&NikoNiko1Ikr? A parade of vacuousness. And the entire internet is dying to know every detail. 😏 They ate chicken nuggets with all the fancy dips, then listened to Sandler tell fart jokes. Ugh, this world.
Watching fellow middle-aged women have weird AF parasocial relationships w/ Taylor Swift as they tell me we can't judge her silence on Gaza. She had Adam Sandler (a vocal Zionist) officiate her wedding spectacle. The elites only have solidarity w/ elites. Stop simping for your oppressors.
Andi the butch abolitionist (she/he/they)7Not to mention Steven Demetriou was a guest at her wedding — the Executive Chair of Amentum Holdings, a government contractor company that recently secured a contract to operate Camp East Montana (an ICE detention facility)
From the Year of our Lore 1973 {so put on your old fur coat}1this is what i'm screamin'! say what u want about the epstein class but goddammit they have solidarity
