Millie Bobby Brown says she was a closeted soldier in a past life

Millie Bobby Brown: Good night, love. Jon Bon Jovi's son: Good night. *they turn off their lights; Millie's light turns back on* MBB: Do you ever think that I might have been a closeted gay soldier who was slain by a sword to the spine in a past life? JBJS: Sure? MBB: Great. Thanks, babe. Love you.

leaving me in a room with an open bag of peanut m&ms is like handing millie bobby brown the keys to a mazda miata in the middle of weho pride

crying and wailing about how i accidentally murdered gay millie bobby brown until my regression therapist admits it's all bullshit

"A closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life" sounds like how the vampire Lestat would insultingly describe Markwayne Mullin

Millie Bobby Brown reveals that she auditioned for the role of X-23/Laura in ‘LOGAN’ “I screentested with Hugh Jackman when I was like, 11 or 12 … I felt like I probably didn't get it, because I think there was someone else that was better.”  (via ew.com/millie-bobby...)

OK, so this is embarrassing, but in a past life I killed that same soldier, but in my defense he was massacring a convent full of nuns.

I wrote about the first lady of Netflix and whether the streaming giant can help Millie Bobby Brown move into an adult acting career.

Bobby Millie Brown would be a good name for this kind of dude. So that’s cool, she’s already got the names, just have to rearrange em a bit

The quotes in the article sound much less absurd than the headline, IMO. Millie says she has a birthmark on her spine, and since some say birthmarks show how you died in a past life she imagines she was stabbed with a sword, and she hopes that she was a gay soldier. EW is playing it up for clicks.

One moment, I'm setting up my crystals in a protective field because Millie Bobby Brown's aura needs to be checked before she possesses my dog.

I love Millie Bobby Brown as an actress, but I am glad that Dafne Keen landed the role, especially with the raw intensity she brought to it. Actually, it is great that both of them both made a name for themselves around the same time, showing their impressive acting range at such a young age.

Millie Bobby Brown says she deleted social media in 2021 and has “never looked back.” “I hired someone, for my mental health, to take care of it. I still write the captions for my posts... I just don’t want to see what people have to say about me, because, honestly, it doesn’t matter anymore.”

Also, I meant, “I was Patroclus in a past life” is such a normal thing for someone who believes in past life’s to say ;) (I know the notion of closeted doesn’t apply and I know he was killed with a spear)

sorry everyone, it's me, I'm the one who killed past-life closeted gay soldier Millie Bobby Brown with a sword to the spine

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