Paramedics responded to a cardiac arrest at Mitch McConnell's home
When Mitch McConnell dies (if he's not already gone) they're gonna try to shame us into being nice about him. We don't need to play along.
Awwww, HELLLLL no we don't!
It’s not even hard, we can just describe his major accomplishments in factual terms and it will sound slanderous.
When we get word, and it's GOTTA be a when, I'll get ice cream about it.
I hope he's alive, suffering, in pain, but also conscious for it. I didn't used to be like this.
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I'm going to consider it practice for the Coming Event and go full Dorothy Parker on his pasty flat-iron ass.
We also don't need to wait until he's dead to remind each other that the man has always been a total piece of shit
When McConnell kicks I won't stop laughing for weeks.
I've got a chilled bottle of prosecco ready
I hope there’s an AI tribute song at least.
i will be surprised if any of them can really put their pussies into it at this point. its just a routine. they probably would have chatgpt prewrite their op-eds about how bad we're supposed to feel about speaking ill of the dead if any of them had enough newsroom experience to know that's possible
Appropriately, I'm gonna cackle like Palpatine when that fucker goes
Nobody in Congress is more responsible for our present hellscape than McConnell, and it's not even close
Absolutely the fuck not. I haven’t been back to the states in over 3 years, not once, but I’ll go back and eat 10lbs of Taco Bell so I can take a giant steaming shit on his grave.
Mitch McConnell makes me wish I believed in Hell
I know a lot of you are getting your Reaper memes ready and I am fully supportive of this, and will LOL when I see them.
Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive, let's all agree that Mitch McConnell is shit wrapped in skin.
I have never understood why death absolves people from their behavior while living. The pain they inflicted doesn’t suddenly disappear when they stop breathing.
I would 'like' this post, but it currently has 666 likes, and who the fuck am I to jack with perfection???
I hope it's painful and frightening
Bad behavior doing harm to & hating the American people for 40 years. Don't let those pearly gates hit you in the ass on your way to the low place.
I wholeheartedly agree !!! 🤬. He Personally enabled THIS corrupt Supreme Court ‼️‼️‼️. NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER ‼️‼️‼️👎🏾
Glitch Mitch: “Dead? Nah, I’m fine. Never felt better.”
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. —Clarence Darrow
I’ll call him a piece of shit when he’s dead to. At least then I can add “rotting”
Breaking: Satan To Refuse McConnell Entry To Hell "While we normally welcome all manner of evil-doers to the infernal regions, this is just a bridge too far," said Satan in a statement. "I mean, hey, I'm the devil and everything but... this fucking guy. We have a brand to protect here."
He killed Millions, he is going to hell.
Alt Text: Mitch McConnell staring diagonally and slightly downward with a confused and dissociated turtle's expression.
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Can anyone even confirm that McConnell is alive? WE NEED PROOF OF LIFE FROM HIS OFFICE OR HIS WIFE.
Food supply emergency?!! No... Did he binge through the white House fridge? Asshat. He's trying to do anything to coverup for his scams, illegal wars, kidnappings and killings, just to cover up the #EpsteinFiles
McConnell was revived through timely application of ass to mouth resuscitation.
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There should be a probe into whether Mitch McConnell has actually died or not, fuck that ghoul’s privacy. If he’s dead, there’s a senate vacancy.
Drawing I did a while ago, he’s only decayed more since
Motherfucker went unconscious from cardiac arrest over 2 weeks ago. Proof of life or find a replacement.
I feel like he almost dies at least twice every year for the past 5 years lol.
Guarantee it's the reason. He'll be announced dead in August 'cause then it'll be too close to an election for the Democratic governor to appoint a replacement.
You can bet that if it was a Democrat senator, a probe into whether or not he's alive would be the absolute #1 priority of everybody in the government
I'll get the confetti ready...
Is Mitch McConnell dead? Coz he was, it seems, when the paramedics arrived at his house 2 weeks ago. I don’t know about y’all, but I am getting pretty sick & tired of the senators & representatives thinking they don’t owe an explanation when they disappear for weeks or months at a time. #SheShed
If he was a Democrat the Republicans would be having a hissy fit.
This happened to my neighbor and after 2 days they removed the machines. If that is standard of care Mitchy should receive the same treatment!
The voters of Kentucky should be pissed. This is a huge scandal that is not getting any attention in the MSM.
You know the repuglicons will do ANYTHING to stay in power. A N Y T H I N G! Murder, blackmail, kidnapping- whatever it takes to destroy our country. I kick Lincoln's ass for not finishing his job in 1865.
If you are an elected official from Trump to McConnell to Kean, you give up your right to medical privacy. This needs to become a law.
My brother was found unconscious too. He was brain dead and after a few hours, they turned all the machines off. Why are they keeping Mitch alive? Let him go.
The fact that Republicans keep disappearing with ZERO explanations to their bosses (American citizens) is so disrespectful. They still collect their salary without problem. If anyone of us did that we’d be fired. It should be illegal or they forfeit their salary and seat. Ridiculous.
It’s time to switch the voting mechanisms in Congress. We’ve seen people press voting buttons for other voting representatives.
If you are an elected official from Trump to McConnell to Kean, you give up your right to medical privacy. This needs to become a law.
Turtle Alert: What’s up with Mitch McConnell? Has he secretly been dead for two weeks? Why are Republicans being so secretive about his whereabouts? 🐢
They’re saying Mitch McConnell is dead wrong about the most important questions of our time. The former Senate majority leader passed a way of regressive obstruction off as governance. McConnell tragically lost his life savings at the bank of national integrity
I heard that he's in a grave situation.
I will only truly know it's real when we get word that he unhesitatingly recited the Shahada
He’s no longer with us despite his claims to represent our best interests.
I’m glad he’s dead set on never retiring
Mcconnell in hell of a jam, is what my headline would be
These line breaks are really taking me on a journey.
Looking forward to first learning from Maggie Haberman's book next year that Mitch McConnell died next week
It isn't actually Haberman's fault this time that the new news is actually quite old and tbh should have been news back when it was actually new
He died on Jan 7 years ago
It’s called Independence Day because it’s the day Mitch McConnell declares independence from his corporeal prison
...and he had significant brain damage for the month before.
You mean last week? LOL The GOP will keep him hooked to life support and get Bill Frist to diagnose him with indigestion via Zoom call before they allow Andy Beshear to appoint a Democratic replacement in the Senate.
NBC News - Paramedics responded to a report of a "cardiac arrest" for an "unconscious" person at a known address for Sen. Mitch McConnell on the day the Kentucky Republican's office disclosed he had been hospitalized. www.nbcnews.com/politics/cong...
I mean… don’t you need a heart for it to arrest?
Step down, Mitch. What is it with these geriatric people in power? Do they believe that no one else is capable of the job?
Ask to see what his medical bill was after he dies (and after his platinum insurance that Congress gives itself and denies all other Americans)
The entitlement to live off the taxpayer’s dime when he should be long retired…
Beshear should appointment Massie as his replacement.
For God’s sake (and The Republic’s) RESIGN!!!!!
Okay, so. I genuinely think he's just in a coma on life support really.
Breaking News: Mitch McConnell apparently has a heart.
Well we know it wasn't Mitch then since he doesn't have a heart.
Medics were overreacting. After completion of his transformation into a Lich, his heart isn’t expected to be beating.
Mitch McConnell finally biting it would be a nice treat for America's 250. Esp considering he is one of the chief political architects of the nightmare decade we've experienced since 2015. Hope he rests in piss.
if they could have produced proof of life, they would have by now.
He just has depression. He'll be back in 4 months for another 12 terms.
Yeah, figured something like this would happen when he kept taking spills and having spells. Kinda a race between his heart and his brain ove which goes first.
living on borrowed time the clock ticks faster
what a coincidence: Mitch goes to the hospital and so does his roommate
Remember when Mitch McConnell pushed for replacing Ruth Bader Ginsburg 2 hours after her death? I do
Remember when Mitch McConnell died and republicans decided not to tell anyone? I do.
I also remember when he blocked Obama from replacing Scalia.
I think we need a proof of life on Mitch — and then an explanation from the GOP why nobody has reported his exit from the land of the living.
He would have done it in only one hour but he was so excited he needed to.....you know, first.
Beshear should have someone ready to be named this week
Paramedics responded to a ‘cardiac arrest’ at Mitch McConnell’s home on day of hospitalization “McConnell’s office hasn’t disclosed why the former Senate majority leader was hospitalized on June 14.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
The press was endlessly obsessed with Biden's health. McConnell, Trump, that Republican House member who wasn't seen for *4 months*? Briefly noted, then it's time to move on! We see you, journalists. You're not functionally "liberal" at all.
He's probably on life support, but he's a Senator so he can still vote. It's the way they do it in DC.
So then does the Dem governor pick someone to fill the seat?
It's bad enough SCJ's die in office - I'm tired of 4 score olf Senators and reps who've spent half their life or more in the job.
Honestly, hope he lives and refuses to resign while staying in the hospital for the next 3 years.
Looks like his misdeeds are coming home to roost.
Not entirely sure why federal officials and politicians are allowed to keep their medical status a secret?
NBC’s source = police scanner audio. Makes you wonder why McConnell’s team thought they could keep this quiet. Also, they won’t say whether he’s still in the hospital.
We need proof of consciousness & proof of life.
The entire Earth now waits for a Flash point when everything overturns. The zionists know this. They keep Mitch McConnell's heart beating, long after brain death, under the excuse to preserve his filibusters. The real reason is to avoid shocking the system and creating a Flash point
He’s in a coma, at least, right?
McConnell going undercover at the hospital to find the REAL Tom Kean
Shouldn’t our elected representatives have to disclose whether they’re alive, dead, hospitalized, &/or going to be healthy enough to return to work within a few days’ absence? bsky.app/profile/sahi...
Just imagine (for a second) that McConnell was Catholic. The way the gerontocracy doesn't think we're entitled to know anything, he could pass right now and they would try to hide it till the 1 year memorial Mass.
If McConnell were to die before Jan 2029 Beshear should 100% say that the KY law mandating a same party appointment is unconditional and appoint a dem to force SCOTUS to acquiesce or uphold the law when it would advantage Republicans.
Mitch McConnell’s death would not fix anything but it would brighten my day a bit, so…
Settle down everyone. I saw Mitch McConnell yesterday and he was doing great.
I heard he needs an organ transplant and the doctors have decided to wait until the next presidential administration to go looking for a match.
"Settle down everyone. I saw Mitch McConnell yesterday and he was doing great."
My theory is that they are keeping him alive a will let him die on the 4th like Jefferson and Adams did.
JUST IN: Senator Mitch McConnell is still in the hospital and is “working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters,” a spokesperson told CBS News. McConnell was hospitalized on June 14 after he was found unconscious at his home in Washington, D.C.
Working???!!! Give me a freaking break.
These dudes need to step down. Stop pretending you can do the job when you obviously can’t and just retire
Sure CBS, sure! NOBODY remains in the hospital over two weeks and works from their bedside. I call total bullshit! ~ An RN
I doubt he’ll step foot in the Capitol ever again. Should’ve retired long ago. Then again, we don’t really want him anyhow.
Regardless of circumstances he deserves his dignity. Also regardless of circumstances, he deserves to be held accountable for his work performance. He abused power when refusing Merrick Garland to be considered for the SCOTUS. He had the votes, and failed America when refusing a removal vote.
Anyone who lives in Kentucky and who is not demanding his immediate resignation from the senate due to his health problems interfering with his inability to do his job is part of the problem.
He's been in the hospital for 18 days. That's not a good sign.
Mitch died inside decades ago, and only bile and acid has kept his corpse functioning this long. He could have prevented Trump 2 and probably elected a perfectly evil and competent Republican in 2024. But no.
He is not working on Senate matters. Lets be honest. Hes had a cardiac event. He may be concious and talking. Thats about it. Enough of the gaslighting. Stop electing people to the Senate that are over 70. Just stop.
Adding: statement from McConnell’s office said that he checked himself into the hospital b/c he was experiencing flu like symptoms. Lies. He was found home, unconscious w/ possible heart attack. Rep. Kean: MIA 4 months, traveled, ok’d staff expenses, traded stocks, says he was in 🏥 all this time.
I am a believer in “speak no ill” of the dead. So while he’s alive, let me say that Senator McConnell is a demon who should go to hell for what he did with power over others.
Until I see him moving and talking....
Citizens United and this SCOTUS. He could’ve prevented a 2nd Trump turn. The world would be a better place had Mitch McConnell never existed. The GOP will praise him as the most effective Senate Leader in history. The two parties are not the same. I will only speak ill of Mitch, dead or not.
He said holding back Obama was his proudest moment. From an Obama nation to an abomination.™️
Mitch will be remembered as trump worshiping failure
Same. Fuck that guy. Rot in piss.
He'll be one of my first stops if I ever get a time machine.
Independent journalist Desiree Townsend has, seemingly alone, been digging into what’s actually been happening with McConnell since he disappeared weeks ago. Thanks to her, mainstream news is finally saying he had a cardiac arrest & CPR before his sudden hospitalization: www.cnn.com/2026/07/01/p...