Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce to wed at Madison Square Garden Friday
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will celebrate their wedding this Friday at Madison Square Garden, AP News reports.
I so hope this event sucks all of the oxygen out of trump’s 250th party.
🦋 Hey...if it gets more attention and a bigger press than Trumps dismal failure of a fair...I'M ALL FOR IT!! Happy Wedding💗
I hate to think how many millions of $$$ they will spend to celaborate their wedding, while so many children in the world go to sleep hungry in makeup tents far away from home. Somehow, life is so unfair!!
Whew! I was concerned it would be obscene and ostentatious!
Why? Neither one is from NYC..
I love how this seems to piss off all the right people.
at this point i think they are already married and just trolling the media
Just how many people were invited?
I hope Marv Albert is doing the play by play
There's a massive heat wave up to ~40° hitting New York this weekend. I hope authorities try keeping big crowds from forming. It could be quite dangerous.
I need everyone to calm down and be very very cool about this even if it is true. We are going to be very normal about this. Take a deep breath. Eat a snack. Take a drink. Pet a cat. Be calm.
Like Taylor Swift did not cause this mess and there are far more straight up evil figures in the world but when my timeline is wall-to-wall people asking for help paying rent or medical bills or just food it is extremely hard to not go full dead-eyed-stare hearing the billionaire rented out MSG
Also, this may be me not understanding The Straights, but Madison Square Garden doesn't strike me as a romantic wedding venue? Like, you could probably get everyone on a beautiful tropical island for that cash.
She's a billionaire. That's not possible without being evil
Feeling the same. Bluesky is full of people that need help and, for me, it's frustrating I can't do enough. Meanwhile this couple rents out msg while we struggle...
I am currently knee-deep in a three-hour youtube video about how gaylors have l̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶o̶t̶ never had the plot and weirdly to me this move is the one thing that doesn't contribute to that extremely wild mythology
she didn't cause it, but she could do a lot to help fix it. she hasn't and she won't. she's a rich asshole like all the rest of them.
Law enforcement official confirms Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce wedding at MSG on Friday www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Why would you inconvenience everyone in the city for this like fuck these people
seems like a very unromantic venue to me
Thank you, Taylor, for the millions of dollars you donated to food banks and pantries and paying your employees like lawyers. I hope you have a wonderful day.
Amount of caring = zero
I wonder if they'll have a bigger crowd than that America 250 State Fair thingy
I think they are already married.
Predictions: -- Taylor announces a "The Life & Time of Taylor Swift" bundle featuring all 12 of her albums w/ new pictures etc -- The Surprise is actually a Surprise Songs acoustic disk set. -- She turns MSG into Medieval Times & has her exes battle for her hand only for her to defeat the victor.
THATS what all the horses were for! Of course!!!
I actually want her to scrap everything do this now hahaha omfg
I swear on my life, if she does this and she only makes it available on a limited basis, I will have to go stand on a street corner. I need a surprise song album. And I need the whole discography.
Lights come up over MSG. The opening notes of style begin to play, Taylor swift appears from beneath the stage in her old pube bodysuit, Harry styles is there in I <3 TS tee. They catwalk down the stage and perform Style ft. Harry Styles. Then, marriage. The song goes Multiplatnum. HAYLOR REAL.
He’s wearing slutty little running shorts
Omg and then they all parade to Times Square to recreate their iconic new years kiss in view of their horde of fans
he sings Perfect to her while playing guitar at the reception
Dont let thathaylorstan see this
Good Morning America is reporting that MSG is hosting two wedding related events: one on Thursday and one on Friday, which isn't scheduled to end until 4 a.m. Saturday morning. www.goodmorningamerica.com/culture/stor...
Strict no-phone policy for everyone inside
The 4th at 4 and we’re on the 44th week since engagement announcement. Wild.
The last mmwm track was at 4 am!!! bsky.app/profile/this...
Two weddings? Oh this is getting good.
Two events RELATED to the wedding
So the wedding is going to end at 4am on 12/4 on the timeline which is the last 2 numbers from MMWM, the last of which came at 4am and it the end of Midnights… we are ending midnights on the 4th of July?? (Hi Gina, sorry this is how I have it saved in my phone 🤭 @ginacatto.bsky.social )
Saturday aka Fourth of July… ah so many thoughts
Okay so which Taylor Swift song would be the most cringe for her to walk down the aisle to at her own wedding
My top votes: - Me! - Lover - Love Story - basically any song off of The Life of a Showgirl
<grabs microphone, clears throat> Paper Rings.
I think I’m actually going to zig here, but the *most* cringe thing she could do is make a original song and then proceed to hock the single with 10 separate special edition discs
Uh the song about Travis's redwood forest or what have you But done as a vitamin string quartet version
The full version of "All Too Well", only because I love the idea of a ten minute walk down the aisle
You Belong With Me is a contender imo
my Taylor x Travis wedding predictions - Donna kelce wears white / colour that matches the bridesmaids / an absurdly huge hat - Scott Swift hands out guitar picks to everyone while walking Taylor down the aisle - Meredith, Benjamin and Olivia as ring bearers
- Stevie Nicks reads out a new poem she wrote for Taylor
Ok, but the Donna Kelce one is actually really believable.
the guitar picks, i'm screeching
Now I can't picture Donna without a huge hat like the Brits might wear 😅
Deeta Von Teese comes wearing a martini glass inspired dress
-her ex(exes) shows up -оnly her music is playing -drag pageant pop queens -Ross and Travis are wearing matching outfits -live streem -wedding 🎂 with 3 cats -birdcages
Like this is so obviously a planted story to meeee why would they ever share the true date and location of their wedding. Someone is getting uninvited and ousted out of the Swift/Kelce circle lol
Until she tells her fans I’m straight chilling until the Instagram post drops
doesn't tree go to entertainment weekly when they want something to be publicly known?
for real. the more i hear the more im convinced its fake cause no way they’d leak the real location & time
imagine someone on the chiefs had a family member with a quince or big celebration and taylor said fuck it and threw them a big party as a decoy