Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce plan two-day wedding events at Madison Square Garden
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What about his plus one?
If he comes, Ariana Grande will not be his plus one.
Why does this have a hint of the truth about it? 🤣
It's as I always say, better to have the kid in you instead of being in the kid.
He lives in a pineapple under the sea and not coming to your MSG wedding is he. Lay off, Travis
Ummm, I do know a guy…..
I’m beginning to think that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce didn’t invite me to their wedding
I think I misplaced my invitation. 🤦
Does that mean you actually can lose?
I wasn't invited, but I believe I've seen enough of those two that will hold me for a while
Don't worry. I'm going to boycott it in solidarity.
thats what I was thinking when I checked the mail today 🙄 the nerve
Only a few of us got invites. Sorry. Maybe next time! 😉
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce intend to have their wedding in Madison Square Garden because it's featured in the third act of their favorite film (Godzilla 1998)
There are unsubstantiated rumors that Matthew Broderick, who of course played Dr. Niko "Nick" Tatopoulos in Godzilla 1998, will officiate the celebrity couple's wedding. But everything is very hush hush at the moment.
they can get married in a sewer pipe for all I care
they’re just waiting until the hatchlings are ready to participate 🥰
If this is a sequel, does Godzilla eat Taylor and Travis on their wedding night? Sorry, looking for some clickbait...😁
I do love Godzilla 1998. Are Taylor and Travis going to have baby Godzillas hatching during the ceremony? Cause that would be AWESOME!
Another chapter in an anticipated book titled "How to lose respect by going overboard".🙄
this is HILARIOUS. also reminder we’re supposed to believe taylor’s been single 1 month out of the last 10 years: broke up w her bf of 6.5 years, had a rebound w her alleged 10 year situationship, wrote an entire album about him, then dated & decided to marry the first guy to make her a bracelet 🤨
Meanwhile Taylor doesn’t just text anyone (I’m sure her personal number is VERY hard to get) and Travis, in his desire to become rich and famous, would not have blown off any texts from someone as famous and connected as Taylor 😂
Honestly if their romance is true, I am concerned for her 🧐
Here’s the Daily Mail article they’re sourcing! bsky.app/profile/word...
Shes just a lover girl 🤷♀️ thats what my swiftie friends when I bring this up lol
what the fuck doesn't this complete contradict their narrative ?? How are they not seeing itttttt
Wow. That is so misogynistic.
NBD just Travis out jogging around NYC making sure to be seen! Wait I thought they were so famous that they couldn’t just do stuff like this and they have to get married at MSG for security reasons because of crazy fans?? He’s just jogging around the city??
And they nicknamed him the bolter 💀
god i love this week
hehe the contradictions are the point 🧨 i can’t wait to see how this goes
Isn’t there an excessive heat warning in NY right now?
This is what I get for minding my business and not looking at everyone around me💀
Taylor Swift having a wedding with 1,000 guests at Madison Square Garden was absolutely not something I ever expected and it’s weird AF.
When the rumor started, my spouse was like "this is such nonsense. She's obviously going to rent some bougie private island or pastoral estate or something." It's such a weird choice.
This seems like a very billionaire thing in that there was nobody to tell her, "Umm... Taylor, this is a stupid fucking idea."
Yeah, that’s also my first response. I thought the rumors were unsubstantiated, and they were just going to get married on some beautiful island some weekend with their hundred closest friends and then post to Instagram and maybe People’s website.
It’s such a weird choice
I still don’t fully believe it. She is a Love Story queen and I can’t imagine it.
This is totally a Kelce idea, right? Like, she acquiesced to him feeling in his bones how cool it would be to get married in the Mecca, no? Imagine the ideas she skeeted. Ride dolphins to the in-water ceremony. Lasso one another at a dude ranch. Wake board vows. Nuptials on the brothers pod…
WAIT The Taylor Swift MSG wedding is actually happening?!? It's a real thing?!?
I do not like these two people. At all. That is so tacky.
Who knows what is real anymore.
That is the least romantic venue I can imagine, even if she uses billionaire wealth to make it pretty.
It’s the only way they could get Billy Joel to play piano.
Why does it matter to you? Are you planning a play date at MSG this weekend?
If Taylor Swift wants to get married in complete privacy and seclusion she should get married at the Great American State Fair.
She's allowed to like Chinese food
Well at least it'll be tasteful
How much will the tickets be?
Good Morning America is reporting that MSG is hosting two wedding related events: one on Thursday and one on Friday, which isn't scheduled to end until 4 a.m. Saturday morning. www.goodmorningamerica.com/culture/stor...
Strict no-phone policy for everyone inside
The 4th at 4 and we’re on the 44th week since engagement announcement. Wild.
The last mmwm track was at 4 am!!! bsky.app/profile/this...
Two weddings? Oh this is getting good.
Two events RELATED to the wedding
So the wedding is going to end at 4am on 12/4 on the timeline which is the last 2 numbers from MMWM, the last of which came at 4am and it the end of Midnights… we are ending midnights on the 4th of July?? (Hi Gina, sorry this is how I have it saved in my phone 🤭 @ginacatto.bsky.social )
Saturday aka Fourth of July… ah so many thoughts