Trump schedules July Fourth 'TRUMP RALLY' on the National Mall
Its awesome that its so obvious Donald Trump cared about his UFC birthday and doesn't give a shit about the fourth of July and I think that's so great and funny
Trying to think about a president who, while in office, cared less about the country as a philosophical/spiritual concept and coming up short
Exactly the respect America deserves, tbh.
"i'll show 'em... i'll burn everything & everyone to death in a fireworks 'accident'! i'll show them all!"
Okay, but like, call me insane but I think it'd be downright *weird* for anyone to care about fourth of July more than their own damn birthday
Meanwhile SCOTUS also telling us exactly who they are. It’s ugly, but good to have it out in the open.
Love this for us. Doubt it will teach us anything. Gods damn them.
so what do we think the chances are trump ruins the whole idea of fourth of july fireworks for everybody forever? I'm gonna say 30%
I’m going to say 49% and the other 51% doubles down and gets into ever more elaborate displays that eventually are guaranteed to cause some form of property damage
Depends how much time he spends out in that heat.
Idk about the _idea_, but that many fireworks + the usual level of preparedness and competence really does not bode well for, like, structure fires
My dogs hope he ruins it I hope he tries to light some fireworks and blows his tweeting fingers off when he doesn't read the "do not hold in hand" warning