Four Seasons Total Landscaping anniversary remembered

Oh no it's happening again. We're in Four Seasons Total Landscaping territory absurdity-wise.

If we ever needed Four Seasons Total Landscaping, that time is now (📸 Reuters)

I wonder if Four Seasons Total Landscaping would be competent to help.

😱 I’m actually listening to the NYT story at this very moment, and was rolling my eyes about Jim Traficant and “Green Water Industries”. But I hadn’t seen this visual yet. I was naive enough to think we’d never top Four Seasons Total Landscaping. The universe is just trolling us at this point 🤦🏻‍♀️

could've avoided this entire algae mess had they hired Four Seasons Total Landscaping to handle it

This is the new Four Seasons Total Landscaping, on every level it's so funny.

Has anyone checked if Greenwater Services is subcontractor of Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

Nothing will ever come close to the hilarity of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, but the reflecting pool paint job is firing some of the same synapses for me.

This is hilarious really. Makes Four Seasons Total Landscaping look like a masterstroke.

You're telling me the guys who booked four seasons total landscaping biffed the vendor pick?

#THEN0UGHTIE5 Day 18 !!! - Me And Giuliani Down By The School Yard (A True Story) (2003) I wished they'd re-released this and called it Me And Giuliani Down By The Four Seasons Total Landscaping carpark... Anyway, it's funktastic and they're always great live (I was at this one). NKC✖️ (probs)

After the Four Seasons Total Landscaping thing, the reflecting pool thing is probably the funniest thing I can remember in a long time. www.cnn.com/2026/06/16/p...

It is a genuine pity that Trump came back to power because it does make everything that came before significantly less funny Like this is dimming just how funny and ridiculous Four Seasons Total Landscaping was and that's a goddamn shame

Imagine the extensive footnotes required to explain why Four Seasons Total Landscaping (a) happened, (b) was hilarious, and (c) involved the seemingly random reappearance of America’s Mayor from two chapters ago, but now as some sort of comic sideshow

I just drove by the newly renamed Donald J. Trump Four Seasons Total Landscaping building.