Milli Vanilli’s Fab Morvan backs out of Freedom 250

Barry Bongfellatio, Gan.D. 🏳️‍🌈🌿🎃🧛🏻🧟👻🐈‍⬛🚫🍸18

They didn't sing the first time around either if you remember

andimalloutofbubblegum13

John, you know it’s true.

EASTMAN9

It is tragic that on the 250th anniversary of our nation, the individual occupying the Oval Office is a moronic imbecile.

Melissa Jo Peltier9

Ahhhh…so satisfying when a narrative comes full circle.

Dr Robin8

And Vanilla Ice said he will sing for dictators because he doesn’t have any scruples.

UltraQueenga6

🎶 Blame it on the vain

crème dé la colon6

Same people who “produced” the Trump phone pit this show together

Dan Brennan 5

Milli Vanilli looking at A.I. like Godron Gekko looking at financial laws in Wall Street 2.

tiredofthecon.bsky.social4

…by promising to remain not singing…

Wackyfunster4

You can't make this shit up!

Old School Liberal 🇺🇸 🇸🇪 Its time to obliterate the Epstein Class.4

As an adult in my 20’s I was paid to chaperone some teenagers to a Mili Vanilli concert and it was so obvious to me that lip syncing and fake music was happening (the percussion my ears heard was definitely not what the human drummer was doing) I looked around thinking it can’t only be me noticing.

Elizabeth4

Fulfilling the prophecy. This is what we call a full-circle moment.

Bob Alberti4

The Indigo Girls were about to promise not to attend Freedom 250 but Milli Vanilli did so instead.

The Other Jared4

Imagine being such a complete fraud that even Milli Vanilli wants nothing to do with you. Yikes.

Trojan Duck3

Girl, you know it's true

markusenofan.bsky.social3

Somewhat ironically, Milli Vanilli had more integrity than the people who wanted to hire them... I wonder who Kamala's people would have gotten lined up for what should have been a real celebration.

tejasjeferino.bsky.social3

By again promising not to sing. Not to sing Again…

Hans P 🇬🇱🇩🇰🇪🇺3

"We'll just keep doing what we always did." 😆

Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay3

What happened to those two lads was horrible. They could sing but were told to lip-synch by their management. They’re not to be laughed at…mental health collapse, chronic addiction leading to death isn’t funny, it’s heartbreaking!

TheBirdman3

It's awkward, but it's funny.

UDbmas #Trump_is_a_TYRANT3

Did they ever really sing?

Kylie Woyote3

Girl You Know It's True fucking slaps. Also, Rob and Fab were were only credited as "visual performance."

Lino3

... but did they ever?

Javier Garcia2

Having not sung in the first place

Bruce Disenhouse2

Not greatness, but a measure of forgiveness

John P de New 🇦🇺🇨🇦🇩🇪🇪🇺2

That they never even sang in the first place

Wilbur Kentucky2

I was wondering who would even be performing. Like, is the surviving guy from the fake singers or like the person who actually sang it…I just found it weird anyone would try to keep using that name. It’s like when Stan Smith buys the rights to Stomp.

pgmike.bsky.social2

Even their hair was fake...

lizzi-lvnv.bsky.social2

He had indeed redeemed himself.

Marty2

Ashamedly I loved it at the time... Many substances swayed my opinion.

This is Kris2

Gotta give 'em credit. You know they probably passed up a payday, since this is pretty much the only way this president can get people to perform. That or blackmail.

Bonshob Vandamn2

Well there is only one now. Though I am not sure if it's Milli or Vanilli that died 🤔

Philobotomy2

they actually never sang... smh

Catfish2

It was just Vanilli I think.

stiffelman.bsky.social2

Never in doubt. They’re the real fake, fake real, deal. Something something.

www.koolschrankpress.com7

They might be able to get this guy

elizemme.bsky.social5

I have to say, taking easy swipes at two young men who were fucked over by their producer and record label isn’t funny or clever. It’s just mean and lazy. Surely we have the collective intellect to do better.

kingbb.bsky.social5

Man,any more greatness and I might pass out!!

Jarius the One4

Since Milli hails from France I expect missiles to start raining over Paris any moment now. Or some other city in the country of Europe.

BinaryViolence4

Meanwhile, Vanilla Ice days he play for anyone, anywhere. Even Putin, and since he claims he's never voted, is apolitical. Which I guess either makes him a pure entertainer, a whore, or... Fucking tone deaf. ... Its not like I had a lot of respect for the guy anyways,.but now? Even more irrelevant.

Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay3

He died as a direct result of the contrived, aggressive, massively judgemental opprobrium to the ‘lip sync’ scandal which was erroneously reported, then amplified by trashy tabloid media sensationalisation. And his name was Robert Pilatus.

Voted for joy and we ended up with this3

Maybe the Brady kids are available?

Zongo-the-Zischer2

Maybe Milei will do it.

No Jive Turkey2

The actual vanilla still going? Stealing the Macarena moves.

Andee Harry2

not yet..and the concert is cancelled anyway

ReMarkable5

I hear these guys are available.

1seetruth.bsky.social3

Perhaps Laura Trump and Kash Patel's girlfriend should be added.

Wolfgang3

Perhaps we should start referring to him as Kid Rock Bottom.

Just Jack2

Was he lip synching or was that Milli (or Vanilli) performing live? 🤷‍♂️🤔

changerous.bsky.social4

I could show up,and play Bob Dylan tunes with my acoustic guitar and harmonica rack. But I'd need bout 1.8 billion in travel expenses.

UNTRUTH UNSOCIAL3

With any luck it will rain 'cats and dogs,' like last year during the squeaky tank birthday party parade.

voca0407.bsky.social3

Imagine, the WH that we revered! Now the stage for the UFC bloody sport; thats how the pedo prez celebrate 250th anniversary! Have our children see violence while he's dancing along the village ppl's YMCA song! Nothing about the American history..all about him & his enjoyment!

pete1456.bsky.social3

Mud wrestling,corn dogs,monster trucks and kid rock

Jeannette Mullins4

Yep. Black men got eviscerated, and the white guy got off Scott free – and then did it again.

goldsbun.bsky.social2

Exactly. @johnfugelsang.bsky.social this isn't the flex post you thought it should be. Please find some empathy.