Blue Origin New Glenn rocket explodes during static-fire test
Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket exploded in a catastrophic failure during a static-fire test at Cape Canaveral's Launch Complex 36, destroying the vehicle on the pad. Blue Origin said no personnel were harmed. New Glenn is a heavy-lift orbital rocket powered by Blue Origin's BE-4 engines and had been slated to support NASA's Artemis program and commercial payloads. The loss removes a major lifter from the near-term manifest and will force reassessments of schedules for Artemis and other missions.
BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.
Is this what Jeff’s doing instead of paying taxes? Cool.
NASA, sitting back and watching Musk and Bezos shit their pants trying to build a rocket:
Yeah,private firms can do it better than NASA..... 🙄
Now do it with Bezos aboard.
If only we had some government agency that successfully launched space craft so routinely that we forgot they were doing it. But of course government could never do anything as well as wealthy dilletantes.. /s
Damn, that must of cost Bezos about 15 minutes worth of his hourly earnings...
Bezos stopped making his rockets in the shape of penis. That was his fatal mistake.
Hahahahahahahahahhaha What a fucking choad! Just blowing up shit when he could be doing good for millions of people.
Everyone in charge of going to space is a moron now
I mean good. Billionaires shouldn’t own access to space. We don’t need to privatize every damn thing. Just makes monsters.
If you hit the like button at the 22 second mark then it feels like you are blowing up the rocket yourself
Between this mess and the Space X crap 💩 show, the United States isn’t landing on the moon and or building a “pie in the sky” moon base. These two boondoggles are both white elephant money pits.
The people we could have fed and housed with that money. The healthcare we could have provided. The teachers we could have given a livable salary.
Your tax money at work, yes it was his money, that he got from us. Billion$ contracts 🤷♂️
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When did the people grant Bezos the right to cause this level of environmental destruction?
Yet, NASA was able to master this six decades ago.
this is why my amazon order took too long to arrive
Take these billionaires' money and give it all to NASA.
And I need to turn down my AC because carbon emissions?
she was right, everyone apologize
Beginning to wonder if the whole privatised space race thing is a ruse and these billionaire knobs just want to blow shit up.
To whoever you meet next that says the "private sector" can do a better job...show them this video...cause this is the result of PS failure on a grand level.
Fund NASA. Defund oligarch techbros.
I just want healthcare, dawg
Maybe the guy that delivers cheap DVDs and bulk diapers shouldn’t be building rockets.
Waste. Billionaires have space toys while millions suffer.
.. Wonder how much of the Explosion was Our Tax Dollars ?
You have to admit that Bezos and Musk really know how to put on a fireworks show.
These people have too much god damn money.
No symbolism here for what the Tech Bros are doing to America...
In unrelated news, subscription fees for Amazon Prime just went up.
Jeff my man would have been a lot simpler to just burn a pile of $1,000,000,000 worth of cash.
I just thank God every day that we pulled all that taxpayer money out of NASA and handed it to these assholes.
LOL. Well maybe rockets and not for Bezo's.
Astronaut Katie Perry: “I flew to space in a giant dick owned by a tiny dick. I’m an astronaut “
Every time I see one of these billionaire dick measuring contests blow up, I smirk like the grinch.
We don’t need this. We don’t need any of this.
I can’t imagine what John Glenn would say right now, but I bet you would know instantly he was a Marine.
Boys and their toys, think what this has done to the environment 🤬
Any chance he was on board?
This moron makes all these explosions possible 🥴💩🗑️🤷
🤣🤣🤣🤣Too bad that the money Butthead Bezos spent(wasted)on his penis envy project,could have been spent to help people struggling with everyday challenges in this worsening economy!Hell what his plastic fantastic wife spends on all her body putty could fund every food bank in the country for a year!
God is pissed, billionaire Jeff Bezos is destroying the planet he created. 😂
Sure glad all that money is going to a good cause
Is that our money on fire?
Why use your billions to solve world hunger when you could be failing at playing rockets instead? 🙄
I’m assuming that it was not supposed to do that…😬
We're literally buying his toys for him.
This is the quality you get from privately funded ventures who are only out for profit.
Awww-Bezos ineptitude and genuflecting to Oval Son of Satan means it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving Fascist ass kisser than Bezos. Unless it was fElon.🤣😂
Fuck Jeff Bezos, the evil motherfucker.
Anything and I mean anything to avoid paying taxes. Is this failure a write-off?
I mean…it’s static and it’s on fire
Fuck bezos. Hope that was close to a billion dollar firework.
Imagine hating America so much that you would rather spend billions blowing up a rocket on the launch pad than either paying a fair share of taxes or bothering to stand up the Washington Post as an endowed nonprofit
BADASS EXPLOSION HOLY SHIT THAT WAS COOL
We are paying for this nonsense too. Nothing for the tax payers, everything for the aholes who have trained the knuckle draggers to think gay people and immigrants are the problem.
Couldn't happen to a nicer moron...well save for the other one.
I hate to be in opposition to the space program, but I can't get behind anything that benefits fascist oligarchs.
Bye bye $35 free shipping
Expect your Amazon Prime subscription to go way up to pay for Bezos' exploding toys ...
Another rapid unscheduled disassembly. Sad.
So many houses and trains locked up in the stupid metal exploding penis. RAISE TAXES NOW.
I guess that Marvin the Martian found his earth shattering kaboom... 🤣
WAPO: blue origin completes the mostly successful static fire
Any one know where musk is ?
Prime is going to cost more.
My heart weeps for Jeff (not). Too much time having his lips surgically attached to Trump's fat ass to pay attention to his little pet project. What goes around comes around and some need that wake up call. I am optimistic his hopes for big NASA contracts are now toast (like his rockets).
"This is Ground Control to Major BOMB..."
Was Bozos on board? 🤞
They do this on purpose to launder money right?
They really should have added some more shielding around that exhaust port
Someone please calculate how much fossil fuel was wasted and greenhouse gases emitted so I don’t feel as terrible for putting a frozen meal plastic wrap in the trash instead of the recycle bin.
Up in smoke hahaha fu bezos!
36 million Americans live in poverty.
Could someone *please^ get these billionaires some sparklers and (small) fireworks?
Just wait until they blow up a ship full of celebrities and some poor schmuck that wins a free ride. Headline "Blue Origin blows up ship full of b-list celebrities and plumber." or "Unlucky Construction worker dies in fireball abroad Blue Origin launch with crew of B-list Celebrities."
It looks bad but sometimes they just do that.
One of the world’s biggest billionaires doing his bit for the planet. Spending billions polluting this environment in an effort to go to a place with no environment.
Now, Elon, THAT'S an exploding rocket.
Oh no, his dick rocket exploded
Lauren won't be getting those Jimmy Choos
I feel like we shouldnt allow this. like, maybe make some rules against it.
Look at all those dodged-tax dollars burn!
New Glenn just went boom "but if you tax me then how am I going to create ecological disasters on Earth while practicing to create ecological disasters in Low Earth Orbit?"
It’s not ”if you tax Jeff & Elon there’ll be no more exciting space stuff”. It’s “tax the oligarchs like you did in the 1960s & have a properly-funded NASA doing exciting space stuff like it did in the 1960s”. Not to mention saving more pressing needs like healthcare from those leeches.
Elon pointing to his Engineering abilities
Fun fact: the explosion cost an estimated $200M in hardware and launchpad damage. If that capital were instead applied to the ~20,000 public school teachers in Queens, it could have funded a *$10,000 raise* for every single teacher, or a massive *$25,000 raise* for 8,000 of the borough's educators.
there should be a vice tax on rocket explosions
Bezo's gets $5.4 million a day and Musk gets around $8 million a day from us, the tax payers. We need to put the space back in the NASA programs and quit paying leaches. Make the contracts to the bidders not a couple of assholes.
Wish Bezos was on it...
This instead of, oh, say, buying kids an extra carton of milk
View of Republican losses at the polls in November.
Don't forget the ecological disasters we plan to bring the rest of our solar system
too bad Bezos was not on board
Someone forgot to release the parking brake.
Sadly Bezos was not on board!!! The rich cancers are going to kill people. NASA safety culture during Challenger and Columbia were horrible but these oligarchs make their actions seem almost just
Bezos seems to have built a bomb, not a rocket. It was most refreshing to watch Artemis II mission, compared to anything billionnaires toying with rockets have produced.
This is how the rich waste our tax dollars
What a mess, just like Lauren Sanchez's face.
Fuck it. I'm using the plastic straw
This huge waste of money could have helped many needy humans, f bezos.
“That blowed up real good!” —SCTV
That’s ok. Amazon have changed to more recyclable packaging so that offsets this.
Kind of looks like the future of our democracy.
It's insane. Musk and Bazos don't give a f*** about earths climate.
We’re destroying everything for every living being on this plant for NOTHING!!! 😔😫🤬
Wudda loved to see their faces after this debacle.
I wonder if Bezos makes the engineers a Blue Origin carry pee bottles.
Why is the taxpayer funding Bezos and Musks' smallest dick contest?
These people literally have money to burn! #taxthebillionaires
"Move fast and break things" has never been funny.
Whole lotta boom. Giving elno a run for his boominess. Can a Whitehouse Lawn Bezos-Musk Cage Match be far off?
I’m of the opinion that if you annihilate the launch pad with your privately funded rocket you forfeit your funding to NASA for a couple of year.
*tsk, tsk* All that ill-gotten money, up in flames...pity...such a pity...
Any celebs have tickets to hop on to the next launch?
The world absolutely does not need to go to the moon or mars. All this techno only serves to dominate militarily and politically while we all go under in a climate disaster. The explosion is a perfect metaphor for what’s wrong with us. 😡
Wonder how many free lunches could have been paid for instead of lighting the money on fire 🤔🤔🤔
Bc enquiring minds want to know! But no worries! = That won't happen as long as you keep schmoozing around with Trump! (& besides, it's the American TAXpayer who is paying for it!) Whopee!!!
Now Bezos knows how Musk felt when he threw that rock at the Cyber Truck’s “unbreakable” windows.
our tax dollars at work. Free money for Bezos, no accountability to the Tax Payers.
Collects spaceflight insurance. Blow another one up. Gets government contracts. Win, win.
"An anomaly". Heard it blow from 45 min away.
Maybe not worth the reminder, but our own NASA has a higher success rate. Cd we get back taxpayer dollars wasted on Elon losing?
All future launches/tests should require Bezos and his plastic wife be in a capsule on the rocket. I bet there would be no problems then. America should prepare for loss of life in any future space travel, just saying.
Does this hurt the rocket?
NASA never had as many costly failures as these private Dicks do.
Is it just me or could the billionaires be rushing to build a colony on the moon because they do know the climate is literally “toast” and the best way to survive is hole up on the moon till all the toxic dust settles? In the famous words of Belle, “ It’s just a thought.”
Looks like any other company who just wants to meet deadlines and profit margins so they throw away quality control.
Blowed up good, blowed up real good
unfortunately there's no low earth orbit ecosystem, i wish there was though. Space jellyfish
Isn't the thrust supposed to go predominantly downward rather than in all directions at once?
And ultimately being able to create ecological disasters on the moon and other planets. Been reading SciFi since 1972, which often is set in a future universe with humans everywhere. With every year passing, I'm more convinced we should never ever let our species go out there.
Can someone explain why so many of them are blowing up when we have rockets and spacecraft that usually don’t blow up already? Are they building it from scratch and forgetting what all of the functional rockets do in order to work?
Is ANY AGENCY monitoring how much heat/chemicals all these rockets are releasing into the atmosphere?!?!?
Typical anti-science, far-left hysterical nonsense from people who failed basic math in middle school and still hate the smart kids who sat at the front of the class. 🥱🥱
Elon musk is garbage, and he is polluting our one planet with his garbage !
SPACE X STRIKES OUT AGAIN! Un safest rocket operator...who had multiple fed investigations prior to Trump...on Elon under Biden, gas blown up Another Rocket...nothing to see here🙄🤦♂️
Wow. That bomb is almost as large as their appearance at the Met Gala.
Just think, both these bozos, and Bezos, want to put a NUCLEAR rocket with supercritical salt water on the pad one day soon. Won't that be pretty? EEPP!
When these rockets explode it is no different than a toxic release and fire at a refinery. It's the same thing when exploding in flight and coming down in the ocean. Dirty, dangerous, forever chemicals are released and who if anyone pays to clean these disasters up?
Yikes… Blue Origin's New Glenn just blew up at LC-36 while attempting to Static Fire ahead of NG-4.
so does that mean they get an IPO now, too?
All these billionaire rocket/space hobbyists need to just stop. Give money to NASA and let them engineer for the U.S.
Control room: {loud cheers} we collected so much fuckin data!!
This shit is just great for our environment
Just ripping off SpaceX at this point.
All I see is money that could have been spent feeding kids being blown up and our environment being polluted and for what? To charge the rich “suborbital space tourism” when we have humanitarian needs on earth?
Was that not supposed to happen? I'm new to rockets
You can see where it goes wrong when it explodes
How about no billionaires get any government funds unless they go on these rockets.
This is why billionaires shouldn’t be in charge.
I'm no rocket scientist, but that looks bad.
How many people could we feed or house with the money that's literally burning on that launch pad?
They gonna need a new New Glenn
Do more rockets blow up on the launch pad these days? It seems like it.
$5B more in taxpayer funds immediately
"How hard could it be?", they thought.
Headline: The beginning of the countdown was really successful
Are Americans happy giving Billionaires money to blow shit up ?
Everything Musk touches is trash. His management policies reflects his lack of technical knowledge, lack of respect for the real professionals and the part of his ego that makes him cut corners that are crucial and hire losers to do highly technical work.
Hope all are ok…. Pretty massive explosive force.
Wwll I assume NG-4 is going to be delayed...
That sound you hear is actually the Melania Documentary Sequel getting green-lit
Clearly they just need more of our taxes.
But which AI made it work so effortlessly?
Wow. It will take SpaceX *some* effort to top *this* "rapid unscheduled disassembly"™, I reckon.
Rocket science is just fancy plumbing
Ouch, wonder how cooked the launch pad infrastructure is now
Rockets red glare … check. Bombs bursting in air … check. Any word on the flag?
Elon is probably laughing. What a waste. We need to fix this planet we've screwed up so bad before we start sending people to other ones.
"Welcome home, dear. How was your day at work?"
Scott Manley has a couple of things to say about the fallout. It's not good. youtu.be/aaR6yEE-Myo
I believe the technical term is "oops." 😬
Let me know when there are billionaires on board at the time.
There was no sound 😢
I’m so happy for Jeff Bezos in this regard.
Tax dollar goes in flame 🔥 again
Maybe Bezos should stick to delivering packages.
I'd call that a static fire that expanded dynamically. 🙄🤭
While Blue Origin investigates the root cause behind last night’s spectacular explosion of its New Glenn rocket, it’s already clear that this will be a major setback for NASA’s Moon base plans and Amazon’s fledgling Leo space internet constellation.
Space travel should be by NASA only. Not oligarchs.
Maybe, just thinking out loud here, we give all this money to NASA and serious scientists and stop giving money to billionaires and their vanity projects. What caused this explosion? Billionaires and their arrogance and likely a whole host of butt-munching sycophants.
The sheer madness of all this is staggering. Those missions mainly support oligarchs like Bezos and Musk. To compensate their small egos. Imagine all the good things that could be done on this planet. Instead, a stupid race to the moon and space. All that money now literally gone up in smoke…
Remember before we privatized space travel and we made it to the moon on a calculator and some lady who wrote a metric ton of code on paper?
NASA should be given back to NASA and get rid of that fuck stick Musk altogether
That picture is Bezos in a nutshell. He lost his wife, he lost his souls and it’s only a matter of time before he explodes completely.
Karma is paying Bozo a visit and I’m all for it! The fk’n right wing trumptard Nazi mfkr❤️❤️❤️
Imagine having your own personal space rocket blow up and it doesn't affect your financial situation in any way whatsoever.
NASA should not be working with private entities. The American people have paid for NASA for decades. Any knowledge that NASA has belongs to the American people NASA should not be given away for free that information to private entities We need to start charging Blue Origin and SpaceX fees.
I love NASA but Bezos can suck it
Not a word about the ecological catastrophe in the wake of the blast.
Oh jeez whats Prime gonna cost us now?
Just think of all the good that could have been done if that dick rocket money had been spent on making things better for this planet. 🔥🚀🔥
FFS!!! 🤦🏽♀️Are the trying to be like SpaceX, with all these rockets exploding? I'm sure the folks who live nearby, are loving all the debris & chemicals, now in their backyard.
Ya know with all the money in tax breaks we give elon and jeff to do nasa shit we could have actually funded and improved nasa....actually it would probably take less money
I am all out of Fucks to give. Wait, I found one more...F Bezos.
Your dishwasher detergent and dog treats are going to be a little late
So bottom line… between Musk and Bezos, NASA is screwed? Can we get our money back?
Owned, hopefully Bezos itself is on the next one
Fix earth first. Fuck space
Is it wrong that it warmed my heart seeing this, shame his obscene boat wasn't parked near by as well
This is remarkably bad for Blue Origin, and possibly even worse for NASA. arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
If nasa got more funding nasa alone would've gotten people to the moon sooner. But no give it to billionaire or the bloated military instead not even a form of universal Healthcare.
Whaaaaaat?!?!? Dudes who buys a bookstore websites and ends up financially raping the world, decides he should play space man and it DOESN'T WORK OUT?! ...wow. Shocking. Truly.
The Starship is remarkably behind and now New Glen will be. This is the problem when you want to save a handful of dollars: They failed.
Catastrophic explosions normalized: Bezos and Musk clearly lack the competency required to build spacecraft. It IS rocket science.
"It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it,” Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos said on X. “Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it.” WHY DON'T YOU REBUILD AMERICA, JEFF
I feel for the folks who gave everything they had to prepare that vehicle watching it disintegrate before their eyes. Brutal.
Keep on privatising everything and that is the result you get
China just sent 3 men into space, no drama
Both Bezos and Musk having big problems this week. Maybe US space exploration shouldn’t be with for profit billionaire’s companies.
wow these replies are a dumpster fire
This is an easy fix. Put Jeff Bezos on the next rocket. Either the company does a better job and the launch is successful or Jeff Bezos goes up in flames. Win win.
When you waste your time building a glorified elevator to lift your elitist celebrity friends 50 miles up, then 50 miles down, and achieving precisely NOTHING for the human race, eventually your stupidity, shallowness and lack of foresight will come back to bite you in the rear.
Not the fault of NASA that idiot Republicans demand private enterprise to do what the government should do and always at a much higher cost with lower quality. What a shitshow.
My heart weeps for Jeff (not). Too much time having his lips surgically attached to Trump's fat ass to pay attention to his little pet project. What goes around comes around and some need that wake up call. I am optimistic his hopes for big NASA contracts are now toast (like his rockets).
This waste of fossil fuels needs to end.
I’m so sick of Bezos and Musk blowing shit up all of the time. Whatever happened to just funding NASA?
Oh no, did a billionaire’s space penis toy explode? Drat.
Maybe NASA should build their own rockets.
But the private sector can do it fster and better. This is what they have done to healthcare.
This is a 24-second crop of @nasaspaceflight.com's live view of Launch Complex 36 at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station at around 9:00 pm Eastern. During a static fire test, the entire New Glenn 4 rocket exploded and was destroyed—seemingly taking much of the pad with it.
Blue Origin confirmed on Twitter that all personnel were accounted for (and this is *exactly* the kind of reason people are kept far from hotfire tests and launches). (Except for the crew, but they have their own way of escaping if they need to.)
So we're paying to fix the pad?
It must be um, "interesting" living in Titusville across the bay from Cape Canaveral.
Billions of taxpayer dollars up in smoke and flames...as well as more environmental damage done to our earth.
So more tax payer money to Jeff Bezos and his fireworks company.
Reminiscent of the Antares pad explosion at Wallops in 2014. Spacex also suffered a launch failure the following year which resulted in loss of payload (including a docking adapter) on an ISS cargo delivery flight. Don't much care for the owner of Amazon but this incident should not be personalized.
ouch that's not good, they'll have to rebuild all of their launch infrastructure
Will Bezos have to pay for the damage?
I'm sorry, what the fuck? New Glenn blew up on the pad? What the fuck?
It blew up like twelve minutes ago into this fireball during a static fire attempt and what the fuck.
Haha yessss For clarity I only find this amusing because it's a giant middle finger to Bezos and his fascism.
Blew up. Blew up on the pad. (thumbs-up emoji) The supergeniuses are really playing the hits tonight.
BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket just exploded during testing in Cape Canaveral, Florida. techcrunch.com/2026/05/28/b...
Im beginning to think neither Elon or Jeff are serious about getting to the Moon or Mars, and this is just a giant waste of money to troll the human race
Big big big big big explosion. Unclear if anyone was hurt, though it appears BO was doing a static fire and launchpads are usually made safe beforehand techcrunch.com/2026/05/28/b...
This is probably the largest rocket explosion ever except for the Soviet N-1. New Glenn is big.
That other video making the rounds has a clearer picture of the explosion & that visible supersonic blast wave is horrific (also the other video shows how clearly “messy” it was—it blew up in the middle first & that’s a problem they need to spend months & months figuring out)
I actually said this when I saw the video lol
We will suck as long as we allow sucky people to spend our space money.
What’s bad for Jeff Bezos is good for America, as far as I’m concerned. I don’t buy anything from him
The fireball could be seen from Orlando.
Outstanding environmental protection evident in this “anomaly”! I bet NASA thoroughly vetted the environmental protective structures there! /s
The explosion of the New Glenn rocket seriously damaged the launch site as well. The cadence of lunar missions that NASA just announced will be completely scrambled.
there is definitely an eye of sauron at the halfway mark on that video
My heart weeps for Jeff (not). Too much time having his lips surgically attached to Trump's fat ass to pay attention to his little pet project. What goes around comes around and some need that wake up call. I am optimistic his hopes for big NASA contracts are now toast (like his rockets).