Ronda Rousey submits Gina Carano in Netflix main event
Ronda Rousey submitted Gina Carano in the Netflix main event, finishing Carano within seconds. The finish came almost immediately after the opening bell, cutting short Carano's multi-year comeback attempt. The bout headlined Netflix's MMA card and drew notable betting promotions around the fight. The rapid submission reinforces Rousey's status as a dominant crossover MMA attraction and raises doubts about high-profile comeback matches.
Gina Carano has filed a federal lawsuit claiming that she actually won that match
Do you think in one of those 16 or seconds before she gave up, she thought to herself, "Damn, I really should have shut the fuck up and listened to Pedro Pascal."
Perhaps this noted sports fan will finally have the courage to act!
She popped up on IG (I do not follow her). She's lost like 100 pounds and, at the same time, the only interesting thing about her.
Fuck both Rousey and Carano but god damn is it so funny to hear Carano tapped out in *17 seconds* Incredible What a shit show, which is exactly what they both deserve as athletes and people
if you want someone to make you back $804 at the US box office on your $2,000,000 outlay or last 17 seconds in the ring, i sure do have the lady for you.
this is like...so obvious n oone likes rhonda but she is like...A REAL FIGHTER against a woman on her way to 50 in a few years with no experience I SURE HOPE SHE WINS in less then a minute
Imagine taking home 2.2 million and 1 million, respectively, for basically 17 seconds. Imagine being the audience paying to watch those 17 seconds. I'd be like "... is there more? Do they bring out clowns and flaming hoops now?" Shitshow is accurate.
It was closer to 13. The clock kept running after she tapped.
Kind of amusing to read this after recently hearing @killjamesbond.bsky.social talk about their respective "acting" bits in the Fast & Furious franchise.
Ronda Rousey stopped Gina Carano with her signature armbar just 17 seconds into the iconic fighters' mixed martial arts comeback bout Saturday night.
Transphobic losers beating the shit out of each other because decent people don’t want their bullshit
Iconic fighter? She was 7-1 nearly 20 years ago with no titles.
It took longer to type that sentence than the "fight" itself.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! They're both stupid and evil but that is hilarious.
Don King would be proud of this grift.
This was just a publicity stunt for all involved - Rousey, Carano & Netflix. I don't watch MMA, but I happened to see it at a bar. It was clear during the intros that Carano had no intention of fighting, didn't want to get hurt or damage her face. It was a sham & they got paid (too) well for it.
wait, 17 seconds? that's shorter than the average russian ammo depot's lifespan in ukraine. guess ronda's still got it, unlike putin's "three-day special operation"
They’re cash strapped ‘cause Hollywood won’t hire them anymore, thanks to the MAGA cult leader they worship.
So, how does a legit news agency look at itself in the mirror after wasting resources reporting this nonsense
MVP posted it so fuck it. The entire Rousey vs Carano fight
I liked the part where she said "it's rousing time" and roused Carano's whole shit
Well, at least Carano has her acting career to fall back on ::checks notes:: oh dear
Man, at least when Tyson's fights lasted less than a minute, there was entertainment value, you got to see a man's head explode, shit like that.
ty for saving me time
The best part was watching it live and every other fight lasting one round so they stretched and delayed and stalled and showed every promo video multiple times and then for it to end in 17 seconds and both women laughing immediately after... no wonder the stadium was a third full.
So happy to hear the Rousey/Carano fight was dogshit. It's what they deserve.
17 seconds is so fucking funny. Carano got her shit rocked so fast that it would have been disappointing to everyone involved including Rousey. Really the most ideal end shy of another Jake Pauling.
During the fight: Person A: "So we are actually rooting for Rousey?" Person B: "Let's be honest, we are rooting against Carano."
When they started advertising it as a "triple main event" I knew they were getting enough pushback they felt the need to pivot
So like, didn’t care for the sport or the fighters tonight, Rousey and Carano can go to hell, but I am very interested to learn what happens when a fight scheduled for five rounds finishes in 17 seconds. How much did people pay for this shit?
Entirely too much. Floor seating is probably five figures at least.
This is why I don’t care for MMA or Boxing. Sure a quick knockout is nice but paying lots of money for it to be over in a few seconds just seems not worth the money paid for.
MMA and wrestling fighting over who makes the worst figthers night (its a tie)
I've always wondered how that works. The promoters, organizations and advertisers pay for their allotted time and these shows are supposed to last upwards of 4 hours. So then multiple fights end in the first round, cutting into the all that ad space and what not. Who's footing the bill there?
i only found out about the carano-rousey fight yesterday and that was more information than i needed it turns out
unfortunately this was also when i found out manny pacquiao and floyd mayweather are supposed to fight again later this year
I only found out about it 30 seconds ago and that was about 15 seconds more than needed, apparently.
Based on the performance, Gina also found out yesterday!!!!!!!!!
I didn't watch the fight for obvious reasons, but... ....did Gina Carano really get fucking flattened by Ronda Rousey in under twenty seconds?
Apparently she did so poorly that if somebody uploads the footage to youtube there's a significant chance her entire fight would be shorter than the ad break, yes.
Yep. Not just flattened, but *tapped out*. Like, it went beyond funny and into almost feeling bad for her.
That was always the most likely outcome of that fight. Most of Rousey's fights ended in an early armbar tapout. Carano was an early pioneer in the sport but she was never an amazing fighter or athlete. For all the problems with Rousey, she's a pretty amazing athlete and looked in incredible shape.
Just watched it because I got curious. Holy hell that wasn't even a fight. She didn't try to defend against that arm bar in the slightest.
Wait really? That’s so funny I need to see that
Isn't gina the woman who was on the mandolorion and could've just apologised to keep her career but didn't? Or was that someone else?
Is it really surprising? From what I know, Ronda was still active in wrestling scene for the last few years, and Gina had quit years ago to pursue acting
She had it comin' 🎶
I can confidently say I would have done just as well as Gina Carano here.
Yeah. I would have gloated but it’s not like Ronda is entirely a saint herself, Yes there was the Fallon Fox comments but also she has been a Sandy Hook denier in the past (granted both instances were over a decade ago but with little atonement for either it’s unclear if she’s reformed or not)
Yes. It was delightful to watch.
All Gina Carano had to do was shut the fuck up and she’d have been in various Disney-funded shows and other media And now she’s here instead
She was getting type cast in things she had no business being in and now shes getting knocked out for money
Was gonna get her own spinoff even if she can't act but she decided transphobia and anti-Semitism was more important
She really fucked up so bad they cancelled a show they'd already filmed and aired a tease for. An astounding lack of awareness.
That’s really it. Coulda been money bags mcgee in space and all that entails. But just…. Couldn’t be quiet.