Kid Rock flies in Army Apache helicopter with Defense Secretary
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and musician Kid Rock flew together in U.S. Army Apache helicopters at a Virginia Army base on Monday. The flights came weeks after Army pilots faced criticism for flying Apaches near Kid Rock's home, an earlier incident that raised questions about use of military aircraft for private or political favors. Hegseth said he and Kid Rock went "for a ride" with Army pilots, a development that renewed scrutiny over access to taxpayer-funded helicopters for nonoperational trips.
I can think of only one good reason to take Kid Rock up in a helicopter
"As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly"
Would a Kid Rock fall faster than a Kid Feather?
To lower him into another helicopter directly below it?
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drop it like it's hot
PADME: to arrive at a concert in style? PINOCHET: *smirks* PADME: a concert, right?
"It's a tribute show to Stevie Ray Vaughn! Trust me! It'll be a smash!"
God as my witness I thought he could fly.
Does it involve reenacting a scene from Scarface?
"Ha! Haha haha haha. Dude, that was sweet! He's all, choked." —Eric Cartman, KFC Empire episode *the content of this skeet is not reflective of the OPs OP, and does not in any way condone a SouthPark episode where KidRock is drawn in cartoon & tossed out of a 🚁 for being an undercover KFC informant
It is so you can't hear him sing, right? Right? RIGHT?
"Well of course you can't see them yet, Kid. The wings in your wingsuit are designed to deploy at the optimally badass cruise velocity."
WOW. I cackled, but *wow*
Sir Isaac Newton was a very fine man many people say.
You get: Healthcare cuts Kid Rock gets: Helicopter playdate funded by your taxes
He literally just spit in every Americans face.
Why in the world is the secretary of defense going on a joy ride with my money let alone a civilian.
Did he get some of that billion dollar king crab spread while our sailors go hungry? Enquiring kinda want to know!
Kid Rock needs to update his name to Old Man Rock.
Raw Story: Pete Hegseth’s announcement of a helicopter ride with Kid Rock sparked sharp criticism. Critics called the ride a waste of taxpayer money. Why are taxpayers funding PR stunts with the military to make Kid Rock seem relevant? #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans
I believe everything they do is for one distraction only. The Epstein files! That list the name trump more than the bible lists the name Jesus. #LetLooseTheUNREDACTEDEpsteinFiles
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I can't believe we find joy rides now on our fine. Ballroom on our dime and schools left vulnerable. Priorities!
Y’all ready to rumble yet?
I am so tired of these morons wasting our money on vanity projects and stunts!
C’mon! Nobody old enough to have 8 Tracks ever listened to his crap. We had good taste.
Both of these fucking drunken whores belong in jail or an asylum. Either would work.
Trying so hard, But one must have talent to be relevant. Kid Rock just can't compete
Vibes of the Tiger King
Robert James Ritchie aka Kid Rock is 55 years old. His career peaked in 1998 – that was 28 years ago. The average age of enlisted service members is 27.
None of these service members knows who the fuck Kid Rock is, or was. The equivalent in 1998 would be like bringing in Norman Greenbaum to address the troops
Tommy Lee whooping his ass at the VMAs should've been the end and yet
Is that hegseth’s only friend
I love excuses to post this Willie D quote about Kid Rock
Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath took his friend, Kid Rock, for a ride with Army Apache pilots on the taxpayers’ dime only a month after killing an investigation into the two helicopters flown close to Kid Rock’s home. We’re paying for a helicopter taxi service for Kid Rock. #ProudBlue #Hegseth #KidRock
More wasteful spending. Shocker? NOT!
WTAF is wrong with these people? Asking for a nation of taxpayers.
Pete Hegseth and Kid Rock have man crushes on each other and it's honestly one of the lamest things I've ever seen and that's saying a lot given this regime.
Kegstand continues to live as a tv personality. However, I don’t think the Murdoch’s would let him go pickup his racist buddy in the FOX PJ 🛬 GROSS abuse of power and disregard for the seriousness of the mess trumps war has brought upon the whole world 🌏 #fools 🤡 @ps1974.bsky.social @misskitty.art
Your taxpayer dollars paid for this.
LOL Skid Rock Hope the US can get their shit together.
Kid no talent must have a great cooler full of hooch
honestly, I’m disgusted that our paid professional military members think its okay to choose sides politically in public. they are a disgrace to the uniform.
Look at those stupid ass military people in the photo, how gross this all is!
Is Kid Rock his supplier?
Why does America have to support Kid Rock like this? Can't he afford to pay for his own big boy outings?
You wonder why we're losing to Iran when we have schmucks doing joyrides
What audition did Kid Rock pass to become one of the Republicans’ mascots? I’ll bet Ted Nugent is jealous.
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Kid Rock is a loser. I'm sure a majority of those pilots want nothing to do with that LOSER!
What a bunch of hooey!
I just don't get it. Kid Rock?? Kid Rock??? Perhaps his tens of fans might be impressed but this is a massive waste of taxpayers money.
We are a nation of douchebags.
Hegseth fangirling Kid Rock would be hilarious if we weren't paying for it. He who tries too hard to project masculinity is a fraud.
This is just beyond cringe and embarrassing. Imagine having Kid Rock standing up speaking to military members. Not to mention, how inappropriate.
Make a wish for kid and his career
I can't imagine having so little to do or being so friendless that hanging out with Kid Rock on purpose sounded like a good idea lmao.
And the CRACKERS rejoice! 😎
Every person in uniform that took part should feel stupid and ashamed.
Seems to me that Kid Rock is perhaps only a phone call away from being able to order a military strike on anyone who criticizes him. How soon before this actually happens?
F Kid Rock. Ignoramus!!! 🥶🥶
Kid Rock took a field trip... in a military helicopter. Sarah Matthews breaks down Pete Hegseth's prioritization during this time of war, putting off his responsibilities to give his buddy Kid Rock a tour of the Defense Department.
“Celebrity” is doing some heavy lifting.
The least serious government we have ever seen. 93 billion on lobster, iPads, and helicopter rides but nothing to help the American people.
Our tax dollars at work. Kid Rock doesn't deserve a ride in a '76 Chevette with a missing rear floorboard, let alone an Apache helicopter.
"Fresh out of one scandal involving an AH-64 Apache helicopter gunship, Kid Rock has allegedly been treated to a personal joyride from the 'secretary of war' himself."
The CPFH (Cost Per Flight Hour) for an Apache ~$5k. That's about 5 months of SNAP benefits for a hungry family - per hour of joy riding for the lulz.
How much did it cost us? Sheesh!
“It’s not clear whether the alleged ‘incentive flight’ on two AH-64 Apache gunships were funded by American taxpayers” Well who else would pay for it?
Hmmmm wouldn’t DOGE have something to say about waste, fraud and abuse?
"incentive" for what? And why do we have to rely on a UK media source to tell us about this? Not a beef with The Independent by any means...
It's a disgrace for someone who has never served or even planned to serve to get that free ride Some freshman in High School might have been inspired to enlist with a free chopper ride
Also "everybody calm down" and shit like Kid Rock hanging out at the Pentagon are diametrically opposed and it would be nice if the media acknowledged that
Lowering the rhetoric is incompatible with the shit these fools do every day owning the libs is their only skillset
At least their official mascot for Music is a doofus best known for a 30 year old jock jam.
The media is in on it. Fucking normal has left the building forever. This shitty, fucking impossible sounding timeline is ours now. America has hit it's last lick.