Elon Musk says Grok Imagine will make an AI 'Odyssey' film
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Any surprise since Trump replaced the swamp with a septic tank? 😬
If explosive diarrhea was a person
She's 100% right. From this to evacuating Americans overseas to extreme weather warnings to disaster aid, everything was cut... except domestic military force.
He sure makes me feel sick.
Looking at him causes it too??? 🤪
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Thirty percent of Americans now say it was "inappropriate" to cast Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy. That opinion didn't exist a year ago. Somebody built it. New piece on the campaign against The Odyssey: what it failed to do, and what it actually accomplished. www.readtpa.com/p/where-did-...
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30% of America hasn't even read The Odyssey
Personally I think it’s bad that like 30% of the writing on every major media release now is an update on what the racist-who-jacks-off-all-day has to say about it
Dunno. She looks awfully beautiful to me.
Meanwhile, they’ve never read the Odyssey and think it’s factual
So the vast majority of Americans do not think so. A super-majority of them. We gotta stop listening to those sour-ass minorities in the US
Buncha fucking assholes who need to touch grass.
"The campaign against The Odyssey failed as a boycott but worked as a proof of concept"
What annoys me the most about all of this bs is how dishonest it is. You want to convince me that it's inappropriate to cast a black woman as Greek but it's fine that most of the cast is so pale that they look like they don't even belong in the Mediterranean? Get the fuck outta my face!
It is 100% appropriate for Lupita Nyong'o to do whatever the fuck she wants at all times. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This discourse is absolutely ludicrous. Lupita Nyong'o is stunning and great casting for the role. As well as being racist AF from people who have never actually read The Odyssey.... Helen of Troy hatched from AN EGG.
the most exhausting thing about all this helen of troy drama is that the character has like 15 minutes of screentime in a 3 hour movie and most of it is as an out of focus background character
Wasn't Helen of Troy supposed to be hot? If so, perfect casting
There is no fixing crazy.
Also, she can play anyone any time in any thing as far as I’m concerned!
A character in the Hunger Games series was never described by race in the book for her they cast a black girl and these same people lost their damn minds about that because in THEIR mind the character was white so how dare others think differently?!!?
"Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer."
Homer was blind. A "historically accurate" Odyssey would be an audiobook in Ancient Greek.
But Helen was supposed to be beautiful, a face that launched a thousand ships. That is a unit of measurement known as a "Helen." A milli-Helen is the amount of beauty needed to launch a single ship, and I believe we are looking at around 40 micro-Helens here.
They should spell her name HO'LEN.
Ooooooo do Lord of the Rings next
Imagine how much money he is paying her to stick it out through 2.0!
The Face That Launched 1,000 Shits
Musk and his culture war chuds are somehow still crashing out over Nolan's Odyssey instead of moving on to the next outrage, weaving conspiracy theories about no-show ticketholders and churning out their own AI slop scenes based on Homer's epic.
I love how insane everyone is becoming.
It's kind of similar to Taylor Swift. They really, really want Nolan as a white British guy whose past work could be interpreted as conservative to be their standard bearer for culture wars, just as Swift as a white woman who started in country should be a beacon of conservative white femininity.
In terms of sophistication GOP arguments are pre-musket
In which language is their 'authentic' retelling going to be presented?
Elon proves you can have all the money in the world, but it won’t stop the world laughing at you on a daily basis because you are soooooo incredibly sad & pathetic.
Earths Kitt as Helen of Troy with Orson Welles as Faustus. 1950.
Between Elon Musk vowing to have Grok redo the Odyssey and the people convinced that ticket sales are a psyop, it's getting real sad out there. blog from @milesklee.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/the-od...
It always make me chuckle when the "fuck your feelings crowd" ends up HAVING feelings, but it turns out they are just "racism" and "misogyny".
How soon until Musk opens his own film studio to produce what he considers "historically accurate" movies? Of course, it is how he and the right see history. 🙄
Also: Homer was likely a turkish looking fella. And the greek mythology system is inherited from mesopotamia and Egypt, and even earlier all the way from India. Athena was likely black or brown (if she had not been a myth)
I tried to buy tickets for the IMAX showing near me and the site kept crashing. Said come back later. I believe this is an op targeted at me.
The funniest thing about this, outside of the demand to see a "historically accurate" movie about Greek gods and sea monsters, is that Mel Gibson's Braveheart was notorious for being one of the most historically inaccurate movies ever made -- because it was largely based on a fictionalized poem.
In Mel Gibson's version, will the cyclops and pig transformations be historically accurate as well?
I like that the plan is to deliver it in "Homeric Greek," which I'm not sure that anyone actually knows how it actually sounded (?), with (I guess) subtitles? You got a money maker on your hand there, fella.
These dipshits say "accurate" but they mean "with only white people" or i guess they could just be that stupidly ignorant. Probably both.
It’s the same crowd that thinks Apocalypto is an accurate representation of the Maya
There are a dozen things to laugh at here, but "delivered in Homeric Greek" from dudes who likely never watch foreign-language films or read subtitles, is near the top.
Nobody *loves* a good culture war now than me. But why, oh why, are their culture wars so stupid?
Fun fact: The three main battles in Braveheart spanned 17 years in reality, from 1297 to 1314. William Wallace died in 1305.
Mel Gibson is gonna put $50MM of it straight up his nose
I’m actually super excited not to see this!
also considering the odyssey they hated had a budget around $250M well, good luck with 100M
look, unpopular opinion alert, but I bet the 100 million dollar Elon-funded Mel Gibson Odyssey would be deranged in a FASCINATING way. You know his ego would demand that he go off-script from whatever Grok and Elon cooked up, wind up with something like Mediterranean Apocalypto. Lawsuits would fly.
And the thing that comes through so loud in all their entitled whining is how much they want the safest, most mediocre slop imaginable. Can you imagine if your most exciting fantasy was inventing a robot that could turn Golden Corral into a movie? It’s depressing.
nice to see elon ready to burn $100mln because he'd rather do that than give anything to the federal government...
Honestly, I think the funniest thing about this is saying to deliver the lines in "Homeric Greek" Them mothafuckas don't like reading subtitles but bout to do it for a whole movie in Greek? Yeah ok.
Even funnier: revealing this to them only leads to them doubling down, because white is the only historical accuracy they know.
have fun making and marketing an Epic (used literally here) on a budget of 100M.
It’s hilarious that the richest person in the world is losing his actual mind that a film starring an excellent, diverse cast, is also critically acclaimed, AND doing very well at the box office. metro.co.uk/2026/07/22/e...
Being the world's richest human has convinced him he's the arbiter of everything including everything outside his wheelhouse. What a delusional, deranged Cretin.
Terrible viewing experience at the Musk/Gibson version due to attendees all wearing large white hoods
He could be funding useful things but chooses to fund racism.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
And they call the left snowflakes. They are so easily triggered.
Those two deserve each other.
“I’ll fund the Odyssey as long as it’s an all-white cast and the lead hates Jews.”
See this is why I never delete anything
Mel sure turned out to be a goofy looking MF
I hope he makes this so we can all witness it bomb at the box office.
I want him to make the Chudyssey. I want him to make it and fail in front of everyone.
Remember how historically accurate Braveheart was? 🙄 Lmfao
That prick can't overdose soon enough.
🕯️Jim Caviezel as Odysseus 🕯️
How I sleep knowing that for all my faults, I'm not as pathetic a sobbing loser as *checks notes* the richest man in human history:
The conservative mind is so funny. They’ve landed on Mel Gibson because of The Passion of the Christ, which makes him the “historical accuracy” guy in their minds. But he also made Braveheart.
This white supremacist "A.i." slop sucks and Elon Musk is the biggest loser currently breathing on Planet Earth. Also I didn't know they had Pringles in Odyssey-Times.
The fact that they had Pringles is just proof that Gene Wolfe was an immortal who has been shaping western civilization for far longer than we realized
That armor … those quick cuts … the siren’s costumes. It’s a return to the production values of the 70s with none of the charm. Ick.
Pringles are eternal. They were here before us, they will be here long after. But beyond that... how do these folks look less Mediterranean than Matt Damon? 😂
Imagine being so angry that a revered director made a commercially successful film with a diverse (woke) cast you vow to show everyone a version of that film made completely of shit. www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
Eh, it'll be just like that technofascist "White Party" or "America Party" he was gonna make. He'll yell about it, realize it'd take actual work, give up, do more ketamine, piss himself, and then complain he's being persecuted.
The right uses the word Woke more than we ever did. They love stealing and dog whistles
Elon simultaneously trying to grift his AI program while doubling down on his ego, racism, and transphobia. A recipe for disaster.
This just affirms to me that whole appeal of generating AI art. Reactionaries don't have the talent or introspection to make good movies, so they steal other artist's talent and throw it into a machine where it could feed themselves slop that caters to them.
this is, to use terms elon would understand, an epic self-own
Presumably his version will feature the 'Hero' Elonysseus trying to get back to Mars. And on the way he has to deal with such challenges as: - Tax audits - Congressional Committees - Facts - His own Children publicly shunning him. Eventually he makes it home and lives with his Robots.
Really excited for Grok to make the historically accurate version of The Faerie Queen next. Followed by the historically accurate version of Star Wars. variety.com/2026/film/gl...
And you just know the Grok historically accurate version of Lord of The Rings will be coming to a monitor near you, next.
I'm hoping for a historically accurate Planet of the Apes
Historically accurate SpongeBob SquarePants when
I’m so tired of newspapers and magazines doing PR for rich people. Musk is such a fabulist at this point, yet they keep printing his words like it’s fact.
« Historically accurate », you mean not in English maybe?
I'm sure Nolan is shaking in his boots. I
We also need a historically accurate depiction of Romulus and Remus nursing from the gentle she-wolf.
Let's also not forget to ask for the historically accurate version of The Jetsons!
Thor is ready for a historically accurate telling
After a bigoted online backlash, led by Elon Musk, The Odyssey achieved a monster weekend – the latest example of a targeted takedown that didn’t work
MAGAs did not read The Odyssey and never heard of Helen of Troy.
It’s funny, I consider myself relatively plugged in and I didn’t hear, read, or see any of this musk generated“backlash”. All I heard was that everyone was psyched to see the film. Box office seems to reflect my experience. More proof that twitter isn’t real life.
I think that x should be more of a cesspool that misogynists, fraudsters, Elon Musk and fascists should prevail. It’ll be absolutely irrelevant for the rest of us and Musk pissed away a lot of his fortune to own it.
Fantastic movie to see on the big screen. It met all the hype.
OMG: The racist pappification of culture with Musk's AI. Follow the link to his post to watch the video. Hilarious. Elon Musk says Grok Imagine will make ‘historically accurate’ AI adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
How many fingers will Grok’s Odysseus have?
He's gonna be shocked when everyone in it is bisexual.
Waiting for Grok to do a historically accurate depiction of Narnia.
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So, it’s just gonna make everyone white?
I kind of love that someone ran a prompt through Grok, generated about a 1-minute clip and IMMEDIATELY, people were like "They're rowing the wrong way", "The wind isn't blowing consistently", "The oars aren't touching the water" and "Why is a character wearing a bright fluorescent earplug?"
Grok vai fazer assim como a monga é um gorila de verdade
no, elon musk will not make "a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer", he will forget about the whole thing in a week stop giving the guy any more space in your newspapers
Also, saying you're going to make a historically accurate Odyssey is like saying you're going to make a historically accurate Lord of the Rings. There ain't no such thing.
he's angry about Black people existing - we get it.
Wait till he hears about Braveheart
He's going to be too busy tonight faking Tesla's financial report 🤷♂️
I agree. Musk is that creepy kid with a stick who loves to stir up the ant hill.
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