Fan gets £550 tattoo declaring England 'World Cup winners'
Look on the bright side, England, it's only 3.5 prime ministers until the next world cup!
Maybe a lettuce too (if we’re lucky 🥺)
And Larry the Cat will still be the Chief Mouser at #10?
The rate we're going it could be 35.
Oh, I think we can manage five or six in that time
Who knows Britain could have new overlord COUNT BINFACE
Time to hop on Threads and post “hopefully England will finally win their first World Cup one day”
“Actually England won in-“ sorry but I asked Claude, and you’re not smarter than Claude are you
Don’t forget to cross post to LinkedIn.
Well, if England beats France, that will be the best they’ve done since 1966. So that’s a thing.
if you don't win in 60 years you have to start over, you're in the right here.
I think this would actually send me over the edge
Threads is a perfect place to light a fuse, then walk away
English children going to bed in tears because of a frustrating defeat to Argentina. It’s a tradition handed down the generations. #ENGARG
My first sporting memory was Maradona and the hand of God - I must have been about 7. It was an excellent introduction to being an England fan in most sports
Won’t you think of the Scottish children? Many missed out…..28 years between tournaments
Never mind us Scots have made a thing about it 🤣 It’s only a game there’s always tomorrow 👍
Watched both games from pretty much the same spot 40 years apart. And now going up to the same bedroom (but not crying this time).
Old enough to remember England actually winning. Always hoped I'd live long enough to see it again but the odds are shortening. Oh well, at least everything else is great in England.
It used to be after penalty shootouts. Not sure if that’s progression or not
I really wanted England to win tonight but this fucking 30/40/50/60 years of hurt thing is twisting my melon man. If you know anyone who is genuinely hurt or in pain because England haven’t won the World Cup then please accompany them to a psychiatrist ASAP.
This 💯. The sting wears off in a few minutes, unlike club football, which can endure for a very unhealthy amount of time.
I hope you get your twisted melon operated on timeously😲
Absolutely, it’s just standard disappointment for me. It’s normal, I’m a stoke fan as yourself, it’s just a part of life and the older I get the more I get used to it.