White Sox move into first place in AL Central
Me: You must be pretty excited! The White Sox are in first place. That's pretty cool and unexpected for you, right? My dad: I think they should trade Munetaka Murakami (absolutely butchers the pronunciation of his name) before the deadline for some prospects while his value is still high. Me: what
Love the guy, but his instincts when it comes to sports will always be really funny to me. "Quick! Trade away the best player on the team!"
Truly: a White Sox fan.
Is your dad Jerry Reinsdorf, by chance?
This was almost exactly my father about the Texas Rangers the entire time I was growing up lol. Dads rock
The Red Sox want to know if your dad would like a front office position
My nephew is over the moon about Murakami and in desperate need of a new ChiSox shirt; was thinking I might send him a No. 5 shirsey All that to say they better fuckin not trade him
Your dad is taking “sell high” to a RIDICULOUS extreme.